last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
Two things:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
1. Did it arouse you?
2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
You are making sports up now..... what is the difference between a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and any other nationality Jui-Jitsu (apart from the pubic hair shaving jokes)Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Brazillian and female, 2 words that you've never used in the same sentence before........Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Because he is a big girls blouseQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
Thank god it wasn’t Justine Kish...I’ll leave you to google her
Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Sad seens.
so basically she is better at this than you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.
oh, I say, f. All rather embarrassing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
And hounds too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I quite agree. The sound of them, for a start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That said, the acceleration of these new fangled electric cars is something to look forward to.
Oh dear. Did you manage to escape the gym without anyone noticing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I forgot a change of boxers at the gym yesterday so had to put my suit trousers back on commando style :-\ What I found is that this really focuses the mind when it comes to shaking properly after a pee for the rest of the day.
I eventually leased a VW Scirocco R, got a great deal. Then discovered that the f*cker has 280bhp and goes 0-60 in 5.8s. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C