LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

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Originally Posted by Peter

What a **** :)

Last week our friendly local policeman spoke to me about signing an agreement with our neighbours. During that conversation he acknowledged that the evidence was so poor, contradictory or non existent that it wouldnt get past his Sergeant let alone make it to the CPS.

At the end he asked me whether I would be willing to sign anything and I said no. He then says 'well if you wont cooperate we will have to let it run its course through the courts, sir'. I reminded him of his previous comment and he started to shuffle in his seat and refer to additional evidence that might be revealed.

I just told him that he must do as he sees fit and wished him luck. ****ing idiot :)

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:hehe: So do tell, p. Who are these neighbours you've been racially abusing and what manner of forriner are they to have aroused your ire? It's blacks, isn't it? I can easily see you having a problem with the blacks.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Widdershins, b. Thought we'd add a touch of the satanism to it.

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Of course. And did it include the A282?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Of course. And did it include the A282?

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He knew nothing of the bizarre nomenclature of the Dartford tunnel, for he was a foreign.

No wonder your nose is on the blink

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He knew nothing of the bizarre nomenclature of the Dartford tunnel, for he was a foreign.

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Ah. Poor chap. We must make allowances for our benighted brethren, of course.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

No wonder your nose is on the blink

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It's had over two years to recover. Mind you, it did have about 30 years of abuse :-(

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It's had over two years to recover. Mind you, it did have about 30 years of abuse :-(

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I'd say you're lucky still to have most of a septum, tbh. You could have done a Daniella Westbrook.

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I'd say you're lucky still to have most of a septum, tbh. You could have done a Daniella Westbrook.

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I wonder if they could do reconstructive surgery to open my nosehole? I'd have to 'fess up though, wouldn't I?

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I wonder if they could do reconstructive surgery to open my nosehole? I'd have to 'fess up though, wouldn't I?

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You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.

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You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.

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If you put a power drill up my nose I will die, you appreciate that, do you?

Is that what you want, b? :-(