I won Valentine's Day this year.

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02-14-2018, 10:56 AM
Burney

I won Valentine's Day this year.

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:
02-14-2018, 11:01 AM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?
02-14-2018, 11:03 AM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Burney

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

I got mine colouring pencils and a colouring book. Bet she wasn’t expecting that :clap:
02-14-2018, 11:03 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?

I don't think B wants to have sex with you though?
02-14-2018, 11:04 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?

I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.

I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.
02-14-2018, 11:05 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.

I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.

Fair enough.

I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)
02-14-2018, 11:08 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(
02-14-2018, 11:10 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Fair enough.

I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)

Hand cream? Jesus wept. Every time I start to forget how effete you are, you come out with something like that to remind me.
02-14-2018, 11:11 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(

Because, as any fule kno, a, Valentine's Day is not about romance, it's about gaining ground in the trench warfare of male-female relationships.
02-14-2018, 11:19 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

Because, as any fule kno, a, Valentine's Day is not about romance, it's about gaining ground in the trench warfare of male-female relationships.

I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
02-14-2018, 11:21 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Ash

I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)

:-\ Have you considered transgenderism? You seem confused...
02-14-2018, 11:24 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)

Pah! That's pansy talk, a!
02-14-2018, 11:29 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Ash

I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)

wd a. She's far too good for you, of course.
02-14-2018, 11:37 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Ash

I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)

Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.

People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.

:p
02-14-2018, 11:46 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.

People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.

:p

Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.
02-14-2018, 11:48 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.

Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......
02-14-2018, 12:03 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Ash

Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(

You mean Feb 14th. It's just like any other day?
02-14-2018, 12:09 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Peter

Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......

You sound like you would be better off single?
02-14-2018, 12:42 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Burney

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

Fistpump to follow as well? My word B, she really will have a lot of catching up to do.
02-14-2018, 01:01 PM
SWv2

I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.

Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.
02-14-2018, 01:08 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.

Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.

Watching Real Madrid PSG instead
02-14-2018, 01:46 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter

Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.

People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.

:p

I've had my share of wrong 'uns back in the day, Pierre, so forgive me celebrating finding a good one. :-)
02-14-2018, 01:48 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Watching Real Madrid PSG instead

Indeed.

Stress free knockout stages of the CL. What is not to enjoy.
02-14-2018, 02:32 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

If you are giving Valentine's day any sort of importance, you haven't won at all.

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