I have had no carbs or sugar for 3 days.

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02-22-2017, 12:52 PM
Pat Vegas

I have had no carbs or sugar for 3 days.

I have amazingly clear vision.

Though feel Like I may collapse at anytime.

:fad:
02-22-2017, 01:17 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I have amazingly clear vision.

Though feel Like I may collapse at anytime.

:fad:

Natural sugars?
02-22-2017, 01:19 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Natural sugars?

I've just been eating meat and a couple of eggs bit of salad and drinking a lot of water.
I am going for this 'ketosis' I've been researching.

Drastic measures required.
02-22-2017, 01:32 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I've just been eating meat and a couple of eggs bit of salad and drinking a lot of water.
I am going for this 'ketosis' I've been researching.

Drastic measures required.

No beer? :-(
02-22-2017, 01:35 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Ash

No beer? :-(

:shakehead: That's easy for me though.

I do miss my cans of coke though. This water **** doesn't hit the spot.
02-22-2017, 01:39 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

:shakehead: That's easy for me though.

I do miss my cans of coke though. This water **** doesn't hit the spot.

Isn't there some absolutely insane amount of sugar in a can of coke?
02-22-2017, 01:43 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Ash

Isn't there some absolutely insane amount of sugar in a can of coke?

They say 7 teaspoons. but who knows there are people that will tell you it will dissolve a tooth overnight but this false.

I can't stand the diet versions though they taste metallic.
02-22-2017, 01:43 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I've just been eating meat and a couple of eggs bit of salad and drinking a lot of water.
I am going for this 'ketosis' I've been researching.

Drastic measures required.

May I ask why?
02-22-2017, 01:45 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by SWv2

May I ask why?

I am a fat cund.

And going to the gym doesn't seem to be helping.

I've done it before it seems the quickest way.
02-22-2017, 01:45 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I've just been eating meat and a couple of eggs bit of salad and drinking a lot of water.
I am going for this 'ketosis' I've been researching.

Drastic measures required.

Have you had regular bowel movements since you started?
02-22-2017, 01:46 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

Have you had regular bowel movements since you started?

Strangely yes. But in the past when I did it I didn't **** for 4 days.
Where does it all go?
02-22-2017, 01:48 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I am a fat cund.

And going to the gym doesn't seem to be helping.

I've done it before it seems the quickest way.

Perhaps you need to take a more rounded (no pun intended) and balanced look at things, in general eating healthier and exercising more.

Completely cutting food groups out of one's diet in such a drastic way is not entirely a thing to be recommended.
02-22-2017, 01:50 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Perhaps you need to take a more rounded (no pun intended) and balanced look at things, in general eating healthier and exercising more.

Completely cutting food groups out of one's diet in such a drastic way is not entirely a thing to be recommended.

It's just for a few weeks to get things started. And besides I'll probably jack it all in by friday and go to mcdonalds.
02-22-2017, 01:51 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

It's just for a few weeks to get things started. And besides I'll probably jack it all in by friday and go to mcdonalds.

Indeed, quarter pounder with cheese meal, 6 nuggets and a fillet o' fish to start with.
02-22-2017, 01:52 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

They say 7 teaspoons. but who knows there are people that will tell you it will dissolve a tooth overnight but this false.

I can't stand the diet versions though they taste metallic.

:nod: Only the proper **** will do - I think giving up beer is easier than coke. Maybe I will try for Lent (coke not beer). All bull**** - like when they put a coin in it and it goes green. That will happen in water ffs. Fairly sure your stomach acid can cope with it. ****ers.
02-22-2017, 01:56 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

:nod: Only the proper **** will do - I think giving up beer is easier than coke. Maybe I will try for Lent (coke not beer). All bull**** - like when they put a coin in it and it goes green. That will happen in water ffs. Fairly sure your stomach acid can cope with it. ****ers.

Plus it has magic properties. my wife was coughing one night and she kept drinking water, I said for get that have a sip of coke.
No more coughing.

I actually get annoyed if I come home and have no cans left in the fridge.

Though I read that 7 spoons thing on the official coke website :hehe:
02-22-2017, 01:56 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Indeed, quarter pounder with cheese meal, 6 nuggets and a fillet o' fish to start with.

I haven't had McDonalds for ****ing ages :-(
02-22-2017, 01:58 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

I haven't had McDonalds for ****ing ages :-(

Time for lunch.

2 chicken breasts :-(
02-22-2017, 01:58 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

I haven't had McDonalds for ****ing ages :-(

Well you see in that one action (or non-action) you have nailed it.

Once in a while it is grand and more than palatable.

Too often and it’s not.
02-22-2017, 01:58 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Plus it has magic properties. my wife was coughing one night and she kept drinking water, I said for get that have a sip of coke.
No more coughing.

I actually get annoyed if I come home and have no cans left in the fridge.

Though I read that 7 spoons thing on the official coke website :hehe:

Oh it undoubtedly has a lot of sugar in - that's what makes it great
02-22-2017, 02:00 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Well you see in that one action (or non-action) you have nailed it.

Once in a while it is grand and more than palatable.

Too often and it’s not.

It must be getting on for two years since i had it. Arlanda airport. The ****s gave me wedges instead of fries.
02-22-2017, 02:02 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Oh it undoubtedly has a lot of sugar in - that's what makes it great

Haven't had a full fat coke for about 12 years.. used to hate diet, now really like it.... I do drink about 4 cans a day though
02-22-2017, 02:04 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

It must be getting on for two years since i had it. Arlanda airport. The ****s gave me wedges instead of fries.

Well within your rights to chin the fúcker.
02-22-2017, 02:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Oh it undoubtedly has a lot of sugar in - that's what makes it great

I drink a can of Coke about once every two years - when the hangover looks as if it might be a terminal one.
02-22-2017, 02:05 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Time for lunch.

2 chicken breasts :-(

I went through a stage of eating only chicken and brown rice (and some greens). Looking back now it was absolutely awful.
02-22-2017, 02:08 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Well within your rights to chin the fúcker.

I fancy a Burger King now.

If I order a Whopper, will it come with cheese, or must I order a Whopper with cheese?

What is the most monstrous BK burger? Is it the Double Whopper? (With cheese?)

Why do I assume you are the Burger King expert?
02-22-2017, 02:09 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I fancy a Burger King now.

If I order a Whopper, will it come with cheese, or must I order a Whopper with cheese?

What is the most monstrous BK burger? Is it the Double Whopper? (With cheese?)

Why do I assume you are the Burger King expert?

You have to order it with cheese - a state of affairs I find ludicrous. But it's good because it also comes with mayo, ketchup, tomato and big lumps of onion. The double Whopper is a beast.
02-22-2017, 02:10 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I drink a can of Coke about once every two years - when the hangover looks as if it might be a terminal one.

For me that is most mornings tbf. Though the quality of the football last night kept my beer consumption down considerably. Monday night on the other hand...
02-22-2017, 02:11 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

You have to order it with cheese - a state of affairs I find ludicrous. But it's good because it also comes with mayo, ketchup, tomato and big lumps of onion. The double Whopper is a beast.

So it's a Double Whopper with Cheese I'm after?

That's me sorted for next Friday :rubshands:
02-22-2017, 02:17 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

So it's a Double Whopper with Cheese I'm after?

That's me sorted for next Friday :rubshands:

I think so. You will be absolutely filthy afterwards and need many napkins. At least a dozen, I would say.
02-22-2017, 02:18 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think so. You will be absolutely filthy afterwards and need many napkins. At least a dozen, I would say.

:thumbup: I'll pop some wet wipes in the car.
02-22-2017, 02:19 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:thumbup: I'll pop some wet wipes in the car.

Yes. And possibly a complete change of clothing.
02-22-2017, 02:22 PM
Tony C

What you need to do is head to mc donalds and have a large Milkshake and an apple pie.

the sugar rush will be pretty awesome.

...
02-22-2017, 02:23 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Tony C

What you need to do is head to mc donalds and have a large Milkshake and an apple pie.

the sugar rush will be pretty awesome.

...

You could dip the pie in the milkshake, I suppose.
02-22-2017, 02:55 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I fancy a Burger King now.

If I order a Whopper, will it come with cheese, or must I order a Whopper with cheese?

What is the most monstrous BK burger? Is it the Double Whopper? (With cheese?)

Why do I assume you are the Burger King expert?

They have a delivery service now Sir C.
02-22-2017, 03:10 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I fancy a Burger King now.

If I order a Whopper, will it come with cheese, or must I order a Whopper with cheese?

What is the most monstrous BK burger? Is it the Double Whopper? (With cheese?)

Why do I assume you are the Burger King expert?

Part of your now daily campaign of hatred and bullying?
02-22-2017, 03:12 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Part of your now daily campaign of hatred and bullying?

Just past experience, I should say.
02-22-2017, 03:18 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Part of your now daily campaign of hatred and bullying?

Before you became gentrified with your shawarma wraps, your Katsu curries and similar, you were forever to be found in BK, as I recall.
02-22-2017, 03:58 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Before you became gentrified with your shawarma wraps, your Katsu curries and similar, you were forever to be found in BK, as I recall.

Oh I still love a good whopper with cheese meal, always with cheese, onion rings on the side

All part of life's rich tapestry and indeed globalisation - whopper with cheese one day, falafel kebab the next, shami kebab another, chickpea curry on a Thursday and of course fish on a Friday.

Balanced out by a cholesterol reducing yoghurt drink in the morning.

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