"You’ve got to pay what you owe
But do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast
But you must evade the fine.
They’ll always hunt you and charge you,
Defence and attacks.
There’s only one way to beat them:
Avoid paying tax.
Catch me if you can
The John Barnes Media man
Hiding from the HMRC
Is my master plan.
No corporation tax,
Has been paid for so long,
Almost £200,000
I know we can’t go wrong”
By a contributor to The Guardian's Football Daily Newsletter.
