Good Lord! They're going to put that toilet trader Turing on the £50 note!

This, gentleman, is an outrage. I don't care what he did with numbers, he was bang to rights, the filthy little sodomite.

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Originally Posted by Burney

This, gentleman, is an outrage. I don't care what he did with numbers, he was bang to rights, the filthy little sodomite.

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All joking aside, the fact remains that he broke the law and was, therefore, a criminal.

Plus, bumming.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

All joking aside, the fact remains that he broke the law and was, therefore, a criminal.

Plus, bumming.

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Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?

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Boris to issue a full pardon?

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Boris to issue a full pardon?

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To be fair, I think he was pardoned a while back. Wrongly, in my opinion. The law of the day is the law. You can't just overlook that because a chap's good at maths.

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Originally Posted by Burney

To be fair, I think he was pardoned a while back. Wrongly, in my opinion. The law of the day is the law. You can't just overlook that because a chap's good at maths.

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There was a war on, you know. All hands to the pump, as it were.

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Originally Posted by Ash

There was a war on, you know. All hands to the pump, as it were.

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Not when he was caught toilet trading there wasn't. Naturally one could turn a blind eye to these things in extremis, but not in perpetuity. No, I've no sympathy. Chemical castration was too good for him.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Not when he was caught toilet trading there wasn't. Naturally one could turn a blind eye to these things in extremis, but not in perpetuity. No, I've no sympathy. Chemical castration was too good for him.

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breathtaking genius is a common misconception. It was nothing more than a mechanical contraption he designed for the purpose of plunging a large wooden phallus into his bowels, leaving both hands free to tinker with his abacus.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?

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No - they just put them in the White House to stop them getting convicted

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

breathtaking genius is a common misconception. It was nothing more than a mechanical contraption he designed for the purpose of plunging a large wooden phallus into his bowels, leaving both hands free to tinker with his abacus.

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Gosh.I'm happy to bow to your superior knowledge on this one, h. Given what you say, I shudder to contemplate what the 'Turing Test' of which one hears so much entails. :-( Vile bum perversions, no doubt.