You know those messages you see occasionally written on a toilet wall

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Can they sew them back on?

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Probably, but not right now. I have to wait until I get ‘floaters’, black dots and flashing lights, apparently.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Be careful f, Sir c is a walking toilet wall, he will get all the information out of you and then start pegging you

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Before today I had never heard the term pegging. That is twice now that I have. I'd rather not talk about where and how the first one came about.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?

Fùckssake

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This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?

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Originally Posted by Ash

This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?

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I persuaded my hairdresser to try vaping, a. Will you join our crew?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Probably, but not right now. I have to wait until I get ‘floaters’, black dots and flashing lights, apparently.

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Well why are you making such a fuss about it then?

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Originally Posted by Ash

This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?

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Not as far as know, a, but it’s nice that that was your first guess :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Tell me more of your bad arse, f.

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It all started on a trip to Italy. my Milan hotel had a very high bog and a week of Italian grub lead to strain and it's been on and off ever since :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I persuaded my hairdresser to try vaping, a. Will you join our crew?

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Um.

Dunno.

Maybe.