I'm very sorry, but there's no escaping the fact that you simply would, is there?

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Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.

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One would certainly perform one's duty if requested, of course. But one cannot help suspecting that the whole experience would be a little, well, dry, if you see what I mean.

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Why does she look like she's in a wind tunnel?

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One would certainly perform one's duty if requested, of course. But one cannot help suspecting that the whole experience would be a little, well, dry, if you see what I mean.

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I wouldn't mind having her coal scuttle.

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Why does she look like she's in a wind tunnel?

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I'm assuming Anna Wintour breathed a bit too close to her before the shoot

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I'm not really keen on our PM doing Vogue shoots, tbh. Equally, I worry that Theresa thinks she looks great when her body reminds me of nothing so much as an ambulatory tangle of coat hangers.

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I was really hoping that wasn't a euphemism

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you are a very ill person, m

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Good god what is wrong with you?