So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

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Fear not. Ross and I are going to stand strong against ISIS, armed with a pair of scissors and a hair dryer. But a salon strength hairdryer, mark you. They blow quite the heat gale.

I'm considering a more age-appropriate do. :-(

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You mean....? Close cropped? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

You mean....? Close cropped? :-(

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Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

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Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

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Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?

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Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

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But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages? :-(

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But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages? :-(

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:shrug: Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.

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Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?

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I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.

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I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.

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Embrace the baldness sc, the chicks love it... well, your mum anyway

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:shrug: Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.

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Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

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Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

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I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.

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I would just like you to note that I have never mentioned to a soul what I saw that day at the hairdresser's.

Well, apart from when I showed the pic I'd taken to the barman at the Savoy, of course.

Other than that, I think I've been fiercely loyal.