Out of interest, who the fück is Jason Cundy?

The article says he's a Chelski striker but I've never heard of him.

He's slagging off Auba for the mask. Look, I hate American superheroes as much as anyone, but if it makes our star striker happy after his two goals and an assist have won us a major comeback to the next round, he can do wtf he likes, in my book.

He could pull up his top to reveal a "Vote Modi, nuke Tibet" tee-shirt and I'd find a way to forgive him.

Yes, the yellow card's annoying. But if he goes on one of his scoring streaks where he gets a goal or assist every game for the rest of the reason, I couldn't care less.

So who is this Cundy? I thought he interviewed the Pistols on telly and got sacked.

Ex-Spurs player, I'd have said. But yes, he did turnout for Chelsea too. Early 90's, I think.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

The article says he's a Chelski striker but I've never heard of him.

He's slagging off Auba for the mask. Look, I hate American superheroes as much as anyone, but if it makes our star striker happy after his two goals and an assist have won us a major comeback to the next round, he can do wtf he likes, in my book.

He could pull up his top to reveal a "Vote Modi, nuke Tibet" tee-shirt and I'd find a way to forgive him.

Yes, the yellow card's annoying. But if he goes on one of his scoring streaks where he gets a goal or assist every game for the rest of the reason, I couldn't care less.

So who is this Cundy? I thought he interviewed the Pistols on telly and got sacked.

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Did he ever win f¨ck all?

He's played for the two shîtest team in London and complains about the Arsenal forward who was fastest to 50 goals ever.*

*I don't know whether this was PL era. The commentator didn't say so, but you know these cünts all think footie started in '92.

I'm sure LA can tell us how long Ted Drake or Cliff Bastin took. But anyway, how many goals did thins Jason Cünty ever score? I shall look.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Did he ever win f¨ck all?

He's played for the two shîtest team in London and complains about the Arsenal forward who was fastest to 50 goals ever.*

*I don't know whether this was PL era. The commentator didn't say so, but you know these cünts all think footie started in '92.

I'm sure LA can tell us how long Ted Drake or Cliff Bastin took. But anyway, how many goals did thins Jason Cünty ever score? I shall look.

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Cünty. 8 goals 146 games. 3 in 69 for Chavs and Sperz. How dare he criticise Auba? Who the ƒuck asked his opinion?

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Cünty. 8 goals 146 games. 3 in 69 for Chavs and Sperz. How dare he criticise Auba? Who the ƒuck asked his opinion?

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May I suggest the decaf?

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Originally Posted by Chief Arrowhead

May I suggest the decaf?

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You drink coffee, I drink tea, my dear.

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Originally Posted by Chief Arrowhead

May I suggest the decaf?

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Bowling, Chief.

:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

So who is this Cundy? I thought he interviewed the Pistols on telly and got sacked.

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Grundy. Bill Grundy.

It fùcked up the Pistols' career too. They couldn't play anywhere after that.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Did he ever win f¨ck all?

He's played for the two shîtest team in London and complains about the Arsenal forward who was fastest to 50 goals ever.*

*I don't know whether this was PL era. The commentator didn't say so, but you know these cünts all think footie started in '92.

I'm sure LA can tell us how long Ted Drake or Cliff Bastin took. But anyway, how many goals did thins Jason Cünty ever score? I shall look.

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Well Ted Drake scored 44 in his first full season having joined in March the season before. Since Auba isn't anywhere near 50 goals (he has 32 in total). I am going to wager that Ted was quicker

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Cünty. 8 goals 146 games. 3 in 69 for Chavs and Sperz. How dare he criticise Auba? Who the ƒuck asked his opinion?

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He did score one of thr greatest own goals of all time I do believe

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Originally Posted by Pokster

He did score one of thr greatest own goals of all time I do believe

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yes and was a centre back not forward. I actually met him once - he was a nice guy :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Well Ted Drake scored 44 in his first full season having joined in March the season before. Since Auba isn't anywhere near 50 goals (he has 32 in total). I am going to wager that Ted was quicker

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You're right. I think it was most goals in his first 50 games. So it must be Drake. I'm sure my dad said it was 42 goals in 42 games but whatever. Even if he didn't score in any of the 8 games the season before, he'd be way above Auba's 32.

Still love Auba, though. Though my dad said some lad called James was even better than Drake and Bastin.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

yes and was a centre back not forward. I actually met him once - he was a nice guy :shrug:

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Makes sense. Not even Darren Bent only got 3 goals in 69 games.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Though my dad said some lad called James was even better than Drake and Bastin.

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:nod: My grandad used to rate Alex James above everybody- and he was a West Ham fan.