Theresa May just danced her way onto the stage for her Conference speech :-|

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10-03-2018, 10:57 AM
Monty92

Theresa May just danced her way onto the stage for her Conference speech :-|

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|
10-03-2018, 11:21 AM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

She's so stiff and devoid of any rhythm. If she wasn't trying to dance rhythmically it would make for a convincing robot.
10-03-2018, 11:40 AM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

I've finally figured out what she is, a transgender Wenger. At least he/she is keeping him/herself busy.
10-03-2018, 11:43 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

. . . I'm searching for the eye bleach
10-03-2018, 11:47 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

Why oh why would anyone do that?

I didnt see it but I still want to throw up.....
10-03-2018, 12:16 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

I think I tasted a little bit of vomit, who on earth thought that would be a good idea
10-03-2018, 12:25 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

I liked it. It displayed a hitherto unsuspected devil may care quality to our PM; a certain joie de vivre, perhaps. One can't imagine the dour Corbyn dancing his way on stage, can one? Even Lord Willie of The Hague would be hard pressed to demonstrate such reckless abandon quite so efficiently.

wd pm tm.
10-03-2018, 12:31 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I liked it. It displayed a hitherto unsuspected devil may care quality to our PM; a certain joie de vivre, perhaps. One can't imagine the dour Corbyn dancing his way on stage, can one? Even Lord Willie of The Hague would be hard pressed to demonstrate such reckless abandon quite so efficiently.

wd pm tm.

The speech isnt too bad.

A Prime Minister should not dance. If she wants to show her lighter, carefree side she should get pissed and crack a few jokes.
10-03-2018, 12:31 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

I think you'll find that Comrade Jezza was bopping

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I liked it. It displayed a hitherto unsuspected devil may care quality to our PM; a certain joie de vivre, perhaps. One can't imagine the dour Corbyn dancing his way on stage, can one? Even Lord Willie of The Hague would be hard pressed to demonstrate such reckless abandon quite so efficiently.

wd pm tm.

with mixed race transgenders at the end of his quite splendid rallying cry at the close of the great socialist gathering last week.

Won't be long now 'til myself and Comrade Peter are sent to hunt you, and your running dog capitalist lackey friend berni , down. Expect no mercy.
10-03-2018, 12:55 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

with mixed race transgenders at the end of his quite splendid rallying cry at the close of the great socialist gathering last week.

Won't be long now 'til myself and Comrade Peter are sent to hunt you, and your running dog capitalist lackey friend berni , down. Expect no mercy.

Bring it. If you can drag yourselves out of bed. #lazylefties
10-03-2018, 12:56 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Peter

The speech isnt too bad.

A Prime Minister should not dance. If she wants to show her lighter, carefree side she should get pissed and crack a few jokes.

Build more council houses?

When did the Conservative Party decide to stop being a conservative party and become a sort of Labour-lite?
10-03-2018, 01:02 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Build more council houses?

When did the Conservative Party decide to stop being a conservative party and become a sort of Labour-lite?

We have a housing shortage because of all these foreign types coming over. Once we stop that there will be free mansions for everyone.
10-03-2018, 01:08 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Peter

We have a housing shortage because of all these foreign types coming over. Once we stop that there will be free mansions for everyone.

Nail and head, p.

Just need them to stop nicking our jobs now
10-03-2018, 01:10 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

and then carried on dancing when she got to the podium :-|

I don't think my arsecheeks are ever going to unclench again :-| :-| :-|

She is a cùnt and I hate her.
10-03-2018, 01:11 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Nail and head, p.

Just need them to stop nicking our jobs now

True. If we are to have an exploited, underpaid underclass we want them to be British....
10-03-2018, 01:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Build more council houses?

When did the Conservative Party decide to stop being a conservative party and become a sort of Labour-lite?

Basically when thon cùnt Hague pjut on a baseball cap.
10-03-2018, 01:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

True. If we are to have an exploited, underpaid underclass we want them to be British....

Just white and Christian would do me. :shrug:
10-03-2018, 01:13 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

She is a cùnt and I hate her.

She finally shows true leadership and stands up for britain and you hate her?

This Rees Mogg character. How I would dearly love to beat the **** out of him. What an odious ****.
10-03-2018, 01:14 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

True. If we are to have an exploited, underpaid underclass we want them to be British....

Pedro, we are importing 330,000 people of childbearing age annually, Do you think that might have an effect on the housing market.
10-03-2018, 01:15 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Nail and head, p.

Just need them to stop nicking our jobs now

And our women. Don't forget our women.
10-03-2018, 01:15 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Just white and Christian would do me. :shrug:

A million Poles then?

Didnt realise how important your faith was to you and I am a little surprised and disappointed at your anti semitism :)
10-03-2018, 01:16 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Basically when thon cùnt Hague pjut on a baseball cap.

You've been drinking, haven't you?

I'm more disappointed than angry.
10-03-2018, 01:16 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pedro, we are importing 330,000 people of childbearing age annually, Do you think that might have an effect on the housing market.

Didnt we cover this above?
10-03-2018, 01:16 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sir C

And our women. Don't forget our women.

They can have the women. Moaning biffers most of them.
10-03-2018, 01:21 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

A million Poles then?

Didnt realise how important your faith was to you and I am a little surprised and disappointed at your anti semitism :)

I'd be delighted to welcome a million Poles if we can chuck out the vile dregs of Africa, Arabia and South Asia to make room for them.

I'm not that bothered about Christianity. But it does seem better than all the other religions, tbh. And Jews would be ace, but there's exactly fùck all chance of any Jewish immigration while your beloved leader Jeremy is in charge of Her Majesty's Loyal (HA!) Opposition.
10-03-2018, 01:24 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You've been drinking, haven't you?

I'm more disappointed than angry.

I certainly have, but In Vino Veritas. I've never liked the fellow. He's as wet as an otter's pocket and nothing more than a fartcatching lickspittle of Brussels.

A Quisling, basically. Ought to be strung up.
10-03-2018, 01:24 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'd be delighted to welcome a million Poles if we can chuck out the vile dregs of Africa, Arabia and South Asia to make room for them.

I'm not that bothered about Christianity. But it does seem better than all the other religions, tbh. And Jews would be ace, but there's exactly fùck all chance of any Jewish immigration while your beloved leader Jeremy is in charge of the Her Majesty's Loyal (HA!) Opposition.

How come we don't get the nice Africans? Why can't we have some delightful Tanzanians or Kenyans, rather than Somalis obsessed with stabbing each other?
10-03-2018, 01:26 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

How come we don't get the nice Africans? Why can't we have some delightful Tanzanians or Kenyans, rather than Somalis obsessed with stabbing each other?

Getting more Kenyans in would do wonders for our long-distance running medal count now drug cheat Farah is off the scene. Mind you, Kenyans do seem quite keen on panga-ing the shìte out of each other from time to time - and the Mao Mao were a bad lot.
10-03-2018, 01:27 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'd be delighted to welcome a million Poles if we can chuck out the vile dregs of Africa, Arabia and South Asia to make room for them.

I'm not that bothered about Christianity. But it does seem better than all the other religions, tbh. And Jews would be ace, but there's exactly fùck all chance of any Jewish immigration while your beloved leader Jeremy is in charge of the Her Majesty's Loyal (HA!) Opposition.

The vile dregs :)

You have been drinking :)
10-03-2018, 01:30 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Getting more Kenyans in would do wonders for our long-distance running medal count now drug cheat Farah is off the scene. Mind you, Kenyans do seem quite keen on panga-ing the shìte out of each other from time to time - and the Mao Mao were a bad lot.

The panga stuff is sort of traditional for election time, that's all. Generally they're way too laid back for the chopping and the slashing.
10-03-2018, 01:31 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

The vile dregs :)

You have been drinking :)

Yes I have. Which is more than can be said for these cùnts, p!

YOU CANNOT TRUST A MAN WHO DOESN'T DRINK. This has been a tenet of our civilisation for centuries - And then we go and let millions of the cùnts into the country! Madness!

And, of course, deprived of the joys of alcohol, they inevitably seek their pleasures in mass rape, fundamentalism and terrorism instead. As predictable as night following day.
10-03-2018, 01:33 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The panga stuff is sort of traditional for election time, that's all. Generally they're way too laid back for the chopping and the slashing.

I'll be quite tempted to panga a few people come the next election, to be fair. Owen Jones for starters.
10-03-2018, 01:34 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes I have. Which is more than can be said for these cùnts, p!

YOU CANNOT TRUST A MAN WHO DOESN'T DRINK. This has been a tenet of our civilisation for centuries - And then we go and let millions of the cùnts into the country! Madness!

And, of course, deprived of the joys of alcohol, they inevitably seek their pleasures in mass rape, fundamentalism and terrorism instead. As predictable as night following day.

If they would just stop in for a pint we could sort all of this out..... mind you, you don't want the boozer full of them do you.
10-03-2018, 01:36 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

If they would just stop in for a pint we could sort all of this out..... mind you, you don't want the boozer full of them do you.

True. They'd be stopping every five minutes to pray and rape a white child, I imagine. Would be a nightmare during Quiz Night.
10-03-2018, 02:03 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

True. They'd be stopping every five minutes to pray and rape a white child, I imagine. Would be a nightmare during Quiz Night.

I was hinting about getting stuck behind them at the bar. I mean, you know what they are like...all of them.

Anyone who even asks a question of the bar staff is a steaming **** in my opinion. Its a ****ing pub- order your round and **** off out of the way.

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