Marvin Keown pointing out that Petr Cech is always notable by his absence in our dressing room

celebration pics.

Can anyone disprove this?

Must have been missing from a lot of pre-match team photos.

I've only seen one group photo where there has been more than three or four of the usual suspects. Perhaps he takes the photos - I believe he is a keen cameraman

celebrating on field with all team-mates last Sunday.

Seems the solution to everything is violence. Who'd have thought it

Hazard should tell Keane to stick it up his bollicks.