Rooney out for 6 weeks I know he's not in great nick

the sum of the squad's parts.

As you did in qualification so I would expect you to do well but ultimately fail.

f**k I hate international football. It's bent.

I love the tournaments - football on every night, joy. Usually better once England are out and we can get on with watching the other teams

I may have caused the last time I was in. I'd been on a massive bender all day."

This caused me to giggle uncontrollably. Happily, so did he.

Then I went and got so horrifically pissed, we couldn't find our way home and had to stay in a hotel :-(

We can all support Ireland though ....




Or Belgium

Because I thought we were pretty well behaved that time.

He remembered you. You could be in there. Yesterday he was sporting an Andean smock over knee length trousers, long white socks, and sandals. Quite the look.