Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

God m how many times must I explain. I hate you* because of your ****ishness, not your jewishness. Your jewishness just adds that little extra frisson to the loathing.

*loves you really

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The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Not really, actually. Most people ask if I'm Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish or Portuguese before they ask if I'm Jewish.

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Oh, no, m. Any keen anti-Semite worth his salt would have you pegged in seconds, I’m afraid. :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

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He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

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Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

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Originally Posted by Peter

You'd gas a badger????

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God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

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Nicely done v, nicely done.

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Originally Posted by Burney

He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.

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Nice one centurion.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

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At least he’s not a :noah: ing cùnt, though, vpv ;-)

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Originally Posted by Burney

At least he’s not a :Noah: ing cùnt, though, vpv ;-)

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:-(
Guilty
:-D

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Originally Posted by Sir C

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

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I remember once in The Archers when David Archer had TB in the herd and shot a badger.

I was outraged.