Look, I really didn't wish to get into the mechanics of the thing. It's the motivation that puzzles me.
Does the sender think that a young lady is going to look at a photograph of his trouser-oboe and think, "Gosh, I must have that one and no other!"?
Don’t ask me, mate. I’m not a sex case. Ask ‘Sir’ Ian Botham.:shrug:
01-08-2019, 03:15 PM
Tony C
Loooooooooool
01-08-2019, 03:24 PM
Luis Anaconda
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Couple of years ago I was having this very discussion with younger teammates in my cricket side and I was expressing bewilderment at this modern courting ritual. Anyway, they ended up showing me the pics they’d sent to and received from lady friends. Now I had seen their cocks and they bore little or no resemblance to the apparent whoppers they were sending pictures of. They admitted that there was a certain amount of artistic licence used in the way they took the pics, but saw no issue with this. I made it clear I felt it was knob fraud and would have no truck with it.
Good Lord, b. That sounds almost as bad as this Worcestershire sex trial - classy bunch of lads
01-08-2019, 03:31 PM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Good Lord, b. That sounds almost as bad as this Worcestershire sex trial - classy bunch of lads
I blame the chap who got out of bed to be sick. You can’t leave a sleeping women alone when there’s An Australian about.
01-08-2019, 03:32 PM
IUFG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I blame the chap who got out of bed to be sick. You can’t leave a sleeping women alone when there’s An Australian about.
Yes, class oozing out of every pore of that story.
01-08-2019, 03:44 PM
Luis Anaconda
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I blame the chap who got out of bed to be sick. You can’t leave a sleeping women alone when there’s An Australian about.
gpwm - supposed future England batsman as well. Can't imagine Sir Geoffrey doing that
01-08-2019, 03:46 PM
IUFG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Can't imagine Sir Geoffrey doing that
Quite.
He'd have given her slap or two and asked her what she was thinking of...
01-08-2019, 06:47 PM
The Insider
Bizarrely, my daughter's male friends have taken to sending pictures of their freshly laid 'Richards' to each other.....
01-09-2019, 07:47 AM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
If you have: why?
Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall :-(
01-09-2019, 07:59 PM
redgunamo
Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall :-(