One hopes you're all remembering to feed the birds?

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Fat balls apparently.

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Did I ever mention the time I made Bunny Guinness eject white wine out of her nose by talking about Bill Oddie’s fat balls?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did I ever mention the time I made Bunny Guinness eject white wine out of her nose by talking about Bill Oddie’s fat balls?

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Eh no. I am reasonably sure this is a conversation and set of quite unique circumstances which I would recall for ever.

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

I've been noticing lots of these around here recently. I don't think I've ever seen them before.
I'm not sure they eat fat balls tho'

https://radnorshirebirds.files.wordp...ieldfare-1.jpg

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A mandarin duck if I am not mistaken.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Eh no. I am reasonably sure this is a conversation and set of quite unique circumstances which I would recall for ever.

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We were in an Italian restaurant in Armagh on a press trip with the Westland peat compost people. Ms. Guinness was the Telegraph’s gardening corespondent at the time, I think (as well as her regular appearances on Gardener’s Question Time). Anyway, we got talking about the various celebrity endorsements for gardening products, of which I stated that the one I found most difficult to write about with a straight face were Bill Oddie’s Fat Balls. Anyway, she laughed helplessly and, from that moment on, she was as putty in my hands.

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Originally Posted by Burney

We were in an Italian restaurant in Armagh on a press trip with the Westland peat compost people. Ms. Guinness was the Telegraph’s gardening corespondent at the time, I think (as well as her regular appearances on Gardener’s Question Time). Anyway, we got talking about the various celebrity endorsements for gardening products, of which I stated that the one I found most difficult to write about with a straight face were Bill Oddie’s Fat Balls. Anyway, she laughed helplessly and, from that moment on, she was as putty in my hands.

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This made me feel sad.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

A mandarin duck if I am not mistaken.

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:hehe: Vg, sw

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Originally Posted by Sir C

If you don't have any commercial wild bird food, you can leave out muesli, nuts and grated cheese. They really need help in these conditions.

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We’ve had a record number of crashes involving vehicles and moose/deer because they can’t find any food in the forest and venture onto the roads to get about and scavenge in residential areas. What should I feed those beasts?

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

We’ve had a record number of crashes involving vehicles and moose/deer because they can’t find any food in the forest and venture onto the roads to get about and scavenge in residential areas. What should I feed those beasts?

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wes is the moose expert, b. But he has a record of feeding them Rohypnol, I believe :-(