Ladies and gentlemen, I give you reductio ad absurdam in action

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Originally Posted by Burney

Why, what's happening in 20 days?

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It'll be 499 days. Just the time to fall off the wagon.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It'll be 499 days. Just the time to fall off the wagon.

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You'd be the Hanif Mohammed* of cocaine abstinence imo.



*Extremely obscure cricket reference.

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Originally Posted by Burney

You'd be the Hanif Mohammed* of cocaine abstinence imo.



*Extremely obscure cricket reference.

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Is that the schoolboy?

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Originally Posted by Peter

Is that the schoolboy?

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Hanif Mohammed? No, he was a Pakistani batsman who for years held the first class record for highest score with 499.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Hanif Mohammed? No, he was a Pakistani batsman who for years held the first class record for highest score with 499.

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Did the silly **** actually get out on 499???

Nelson was a great man who saved this country and paid the ultimate price.

He saved this country so that all the ****s who have moved in can complain about him instead of staying in the racist, sexist bankrupt countries with kleptomaniac rulers which they have created.