I was at my mate's in Paris yesterday. last time I saw him was in 2003 when we drew

0-0 with Man Utd. When Van Horseface missed the last minute penalty.

If Awimb wants to pay me to go and stay with him every time we play a Manc team, I'll do it.

PS, in 2003, I was following the game on Awimb. I hadn't seen my mate since '93/4 yet every five mins I go to his bedroom to check the score on Awimb on his PC.

When I saw a pen had been awarded, I thought we'd lost. It was only ten mins later I found out we'd got a point.

So cough up and let me stay with him every Manc game.