If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

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No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

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What goes on tour stays on tour... and she wasn't his missus..... so he can say he has never cheated on his wife

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

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Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:

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Originally Posted by Burney

No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.

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Pfffffff!

So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Pfffffff!

So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?

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Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:

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I wouldn't go near these dirty ladies, personally.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I wouldn't go near these dirty ladies, personally.

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I'm generally rather a fan of the stripper. I've had some of the nicest conversations with strippers. In multiple countries, on three continents, as well. wd strippers.

Thank God I don't have to go through it all at monthly intervals any more. Apart from anything else it took years off my liver :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

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Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm generally rather a fan of the stripper. I've had some of the nicest conversations with strippers. In multiple countries, on three continents, as well. wd strippers.

Thank God I don't have to go through it all at monthly intervals any more. Apart from anything else it took years off my liver :-(

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So you've told me. I have no real feelings on strippers, tbh. My exposure to them (and theirs to me - ha!) has been fairly minimal.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

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What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.