I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(
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I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(
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I saw a patient last year that had jabbed a pencil into his ear and perforated his ear drum. Very painful, I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Sounds like an infection. Or a burst eardrum. Or something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Why would you jab a pencil in your ear?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Because the pen was up his nose of courseQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Good Luck, Pat. :nurse:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Bit cruel, bQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:wave: the bad aids, imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I cannot speak for my clients but I understand that it was a competition between friends at his school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
As you do.
Oh, well that's fair enough then. I knew someone who got a wasp trapped in his ear. He almost went mad. They had to sedate him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
It can't have been too pleasant for the wasp either, I suppose. Nobody likes to be trapped, do they.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Wasps are evil, redg. We can't afford to worry about them.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
No. It kept stinging him over and over again until someone eventually sprayed Raid into his ear. This killed it, but it went especially mental in its death throes and stung him a bunch more times. Not very pleasant for anyone and the sort of thing that now gives me nightmares.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Ate a bunch of them in Japan once, done up in a kind of sweet jelly. Some sort of ancient local delicacy. Not bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
You'll want to make sure your guitar collection is properly taken care of. I'll do my best for you old buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:-( :puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Did you see the goals-per-game stat for the Obamayang fellow at Dortmund? Only bettered by Der Bomber, apparently. I'm sure that can't be right, so doubtless The Bavarian will clarify.
It sounds like you actually got the worst of it :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I know, right? I knew you'd understand, r.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Be fair, you can't have it both ways :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I understand that stat is correct. Impressive, certainly, but he's no Gerd Müller, imo.
Hadn't seen that but apparently so - according to Opta DeutschlandQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash
"The legendary Bayern striker needed on average 105 minutes to score for a goal — Aubameyang 114 and Lewandowski 116."
Stats don't lie A.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
They are simply open to interpretation.
:sherlock:
Right. And if you torture them enough, they can be made to say anything you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Rubbish, the lot of them, imo. Has no-one told these people that a game lasts only ninety minutes :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Lies, Damned Lies and Expected Goals.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
90mins + 30mins added on for VAR in the future.
In any case, irrelevant imo. Bangarang is not coming to The Arsenal. FACT!
:shrug: He's always wanted to win the Crocodile Cup apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Has anyone heard any news about Fash and his bleeding ear agony ?
He's dead, I'm afraid. RIP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Just some antibiotics surely? Perhaps a bit of surgery, if he's feeling flush?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney