I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were. :shrug:

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I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were. :shrug:

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All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage :-(

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

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Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox

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Originally Posted by Sir C

All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage :-(

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I'm assured they don't do anal as much as you'd think. I imagine you couldn't, for one thing.

Did you know that, when you die, the funeral directors basically ram a big butt plug up you to prevent leakage?

That's no way to greet one's maker, is it? :-(

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox

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What I had for him was too big his tiny, gnome-sized letterbox, vpv. He couldn't take it and became outraged. :nod:

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in

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A lot would depend on the conditions and how much grass was on the wicket, but even so I've never liked putting the opposition in.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Quite so, quite so. I was really just using the term 'lesbian' as shorthand for her delusionary condition. She's almost certainly happily married to a bloke called Steve and has three kids these days.

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Imagine what a lesbian couple are like. One woman is enough to ruin any relationship.....

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Originally Posted by Burney

It really is quite hard to recall a period when Jasper Carrot was hugely popular, but it definitely did happen. Indeed, I seem to remember laughing at his stuff quite a lot. I'd probably think it was terrible these days.

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Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in




*ok it is 30 years ago

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in


*ok it is 30 years ago

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Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twàt.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twàt.

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Very punchable face.