So did anyone watch the Comics In Need of Relief From Children or whatever it was

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

only ever managed two minutes of Tiswas at a time before the sight that girls enormous great big fabulous, pendulous big bouncy titties would force me to seek privacy.

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I take it you mean Sally James? Sadly, I was too young for self-abuse in those days.

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I take it you mean Sally James? Sadly, I was too young for self-abuse in those days.

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Oh I was in my pomp.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Oh I was in my pomp.

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Speaking of in her pomp and your, em, habits, did you see that pic of Nigella as a 21year-old

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Speaking of in her pomp and your, em, habits, did you see that pic of Nigella as a 21year-old

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I've always got the impression that herb's sexual obsession with Nigella is based more on the older, more buxom and generally 'fruitier' Nigella rather than the younger, slimmer and more winsome version.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I've always got the impression that herb's sexual obsession with Nigella is based more on the older, more buxom and generally 'fruitier' Nigella rather than the younger, slimmer and more winsome version.

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Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

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Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

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I think as long as he can imagine a great big unkempt hairy clunge he wouldn't mind either version. #TerryWaitesgarden

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

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Berni is correct. Nigella achieved a quite intoxicating perfection at around age forty