So. 19 years ago, Dennis scred that goal against Argentina.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, I suppose. And obviously the young master would be required to impregnate the odd housemaid such that she be packed off with a few guineas' hush money, but to me that's a rather different thing to jumping a middle-aged woman who's pushing your hoover around.

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Oh I don't know.

Really depends on circumstances does it not.

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Hmmm. I take it the experience is why there aren't turkeys jizzing all over your back paddock today (as it were)?

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Definitely. Far too much bother.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Oh I don't know.

Really depends on circumstances does it not.

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Well you clearly have less refined tastes than I, sw. You chaps tend to mount anything that stands still long enough as I understand it.

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Well you clearly have less refined tastes than I, sw. You chaps tend to mount anything that stands still long enough as I understand it.

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It is true that we are often referred to as a nation of lovers.

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Hmmm. I take it the experience is why there aren't turkeys jizzing all over your back paddock today (as it were)?

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I'll tell you what I have got in the back field, though. A lovely pair of fat rats living under the kitchen window. They're really tame now. I sit and watch them about their business as I sip my morning coffee. Soon I will start to build a relationship with them.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No one ever mentions the ball from de Boer, do they. Fúck me, 60 yards, on the run, right onto his toe. Jaysus.

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Bit of a punt upfield TBF :-)

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Bit of a punt upfield TBF :-)

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Certainly it is, without Dennis' finish. That's why decent strikers are so important; they make everyone else look good.