You may have thought that Mourinho couldn't get any more repulsive.

Now we find out that he has made Arteta bleed.

Thon Portugeezer could crawl under a rock wearing a top hat.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Now we find out that he has made Arteta bleed.

Thon Portugeezer could crawl under a rock wearing a top hat.

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How dare he. I'm back in the country on Thursday - you, me, herbs and sodd up to Manchester to sort him out

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Now we find out that he has made Arteta bleed.

Thon Portugeezer could crawl under a rock wearing a top hat.

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He got attacked with water and milk. Who had milk??

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Now we find out that he has made Arteta bleed.

Thon Portugeezer could crawl under a rock wearing a top hat.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

How dare he. I'm back in the country on Thursday - you, me, herbs and sodd up to Manchester to sort him out

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Sir C doesn't actually fight L but I'm sure he'll send his butler

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Sir C doesn't actually fight L but I'm sure he'll send his butler

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Neither do I, h. I imagined you and sodd would do the dirty work. Sir C would fly us up there and I would would write a devastatingly wonderful account of the action

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Neither do I, h. I imagined you and sodd would do the dirty work. Sir C would fly us up there and I would would write a devastatingly wonderful account of the action

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How on earth will we all fit in his little Chipmunk?

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

How on earth will we all fit in his little Chipmunk?

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You'd be surprised how big it is

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Sir C doesn't actually fight L but I'm sure he'll send his butler

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:nod: Jeeves will drive the Bentley, classy arrival pre the eye gouging beat down.