Did they wait until he'd pegged out in case he wanted to tap out some last words or just think 'fvck it' and switch it off ages ago?
Also, who gets his kit? That must be worth a few bob.
Did they wait until he'd pegged out in case he wanted to tap out some last words or just think 'fvck it' and switch it off ages ago?
Also, who gets his kit? That must be worth a few bob.
Will obviously be left to his wife... she will now get it revamped with a higher top speed and a new voiceQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
His chair must ming, though. It'd need re-upholstering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Can we now all admit that he was the dullest bloke who ever lived? The sound of that voice could instantly send me to sleep, which is ironic, since it was hardly mellifluous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
As far as I can make out, he just talked a load of old b0llocks about space stuff that doesn't even matter. He didn't invent anything or increase the sum of human happiness particularly. Good fvcking riddance imo. Freeloading raspberry cvnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have often wondered why he never had more fun with it. Indian accent one day, Jamaican the next.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Harsh but fair. Needed saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No sense of humour. Boring ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Harsh, he had a very good sense of humour by all accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Tedious lefty, p. :judge: (Him, not you.)Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Perhaps Sir C was saying BGS has no sense of humour and is a boring ****?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Rivalled only by Morrissey...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:fishing:
:nod: There is that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Noticed that Corbyn and Alistair Campbell have already used his death to try and score political points
How would anyone know? Imagine waiting around for the gimpy old cvnt to tell a joke. You'd be bored rigid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Had a nasty side to him as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmvaJi-Vzs
He liked hanging out at titty bars, the dirty old git.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Don't we all :hide:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
As I made my way into work this morning and saw the news, my first thought was 'I'd set the book at 10am for Burney posting something heartless and offensive on AWIMB'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Got that pretty much spot on. :cloud9:
Can't believe that was the first thing I thought of. :-(
I'm classed as a chip pisser, b is a death pisser, everyone who ever dies was a wrong 'un... I think b has issuesQuote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
I've got to take a group of senior motor industry executives to a títty bar in Germany in a couple of weeks. The problem with German is that all the títty bars are knocking shops, so some blokes inevitably take the hospitality too far and it costs me a fortune :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I was taken to one of those in Paris a number of years ago, quite a shock for a sweet impressionable Northern lad like moiQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Problem is, humour is all to do with timing and the delivery. Both are surely impacted by him having to program his voice/not being able to deliver it particularly eloquently.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Is that what you used car salesmen get up to?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, it's more glamourous than you bank clerks cashing up bags of 2p bits for pensioners, isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
:nono: them damn pensioners have to bag up there own change, don't make our job seem less glam' than it really isQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Apparently, they're not certain he's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
They've put him in a bag of rice for the moment. Later on they'll press his b0llocks and his left ear at the same time and see if he restarts.
Have they called the AA yet ?
A set of jump leads and he'll be as good as new