Oh Jesus, that fella's written another poem for the marathon on Sunday. Apparently he

will just repeat the word "Manchester!" thousands of times in a broad, emphatic Lancashire accent like some ghastly mantra, while thousands of fat ugly northerners, sporting their bumble bee tatooes, will respond with the word ......"Manchester!"

God help us.

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

will just repeat the word "Manchester!" thousands of times in a broad, emphatic Lancashire accent like some ghastly mantra, while thousands of fat ugly northerners, sporting their bumble bee tatooes, will respond with the word ......"Manchester!"

God help us.

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You're winding us up, Herbs. The index of self-indulgent mawkishness can't possibly have fallen that low.

Has it? :-|

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Originally Posted by Ash

You're winding us up, Herbs. The index of self-indulgent mawkishness can't possibly have fallen that low.

Has it? :-|

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years - to the deep chagrin of their lancastrian scouse brethren - they have decided to rob them of all they had left; their depthless capacity for maudlin, lachrymose self pity.

I sense an Oasis gig brewing Ash. It will finale with, of course, "Look back in Anger" and, being broadcast to a worldwide audience of close to two billion, will become the Ariana generation's Woodstock

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

years - to the deep chagrin of their lancastrian scouse brethren - they have decided to rob them of all they had left; their depthless capacity for maudlin, lachrymose self pity.

I sense an Oasis gig brewing Ash. It will finale with, of course, "Look back in Anger" and, being broadcast to a worldwide audience of close to two billion, will become the Ariana generation's Woodstock

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Buzzing for tomorrow, Herbs?! Let us unite for the day! The Arsenal and our Leader need us.