steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:
steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:
She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the HouseQuote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
*peedo
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Sally Thomsett is older than Jenny Agutter. FACT! :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
See, you're not a ***** at all*
*Although if you didn't know her real age...
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Originally Posted by barrybueno
"I didn't know her age and she looked about 10, your honour"
She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look
This is an interesting paradox. A man who knocks one out to an image of a girl he genuinely thinks is over the age of consent but isn't is still a nonce - at least in the eyes of the law. However, if a man knocks one out to Jenny Agutter in the Railway Children in the belief she is underage when she isn't, he has committed no offence.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
And yet the second has committed a deliberate and conscious act of noncery, while the first has not.
Proof, if it were needed, that morality and the law are two quite separate things.
You filthy beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I can't be doing with chicks in olde worlde films b. They didn't wash their fannies, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Not for me, Clive.
Fannies are self-cleaning. FACT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Well I've encountered wons which were clearly broke :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, some may be more..well...pungent than others, but that doesn't denote dirtiness. It can be diet or various other factors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
"Pungent".Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:-(
Would 'aromatic' be more to sir's liking?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The word you seek, for let us beat not about this particular bush, is malodourous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe: Oh that's rather good, b. Really rather good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It is, isn't it? I'd love to claim it as my own, but honour forbids me. Kerry Godliman used it in an after-dinner set we hired her for. The audience of roofers looked somewhat discomfited, but I laughed uproariously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ever since I heard it, I've been looking for a chance to use it.
Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?
The thing I don't understand is that c is aroused by the smell of cumin, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as lady parts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Cumin, you say?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Back in 5.
3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid innitQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What? Milm or cumin?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Milm - Cumin v, v, similar istrQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Milm? MILM?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes, milm. It was what an old cockney aquaintance of mine used to call it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Milm. It sounds grotesque. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
one reason never to be a member of the Institute of Leadership and ManagementQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I thought it was rather good. We used to work in an office opposite a convent school in Mayfield, West Sussex. One day, they had some sort of flooding issue and this chap opined salaciously that it was due to 'All the milm' caused by all the masturbating girls seeping out and flooding the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He was a very dirty man.
I often get press releases from the Chartered Institute of Logistics and Technology and always have to do a doubletake.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
that sort of thing always reminds me of ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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