If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat :-(

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It's bad enough for the neighbours that a Jew has moved in with his swarthy brood - but now they find out he's renting? :yikes:

He's single-handedly lowering the property prices in Kent imo.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.

What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.

Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?

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:shrug: You'll have to experiment, won't you? You know, make an effort and learn about something. I've spoon fed you enough, it's time you struck out on your own and behaved like a grown up.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's bad enough for the neighbours that a Jew has moved in with his swarthy brood - but now they find out he's renting? :yikes:

He's single-handedly lowering the property prices in Kent imo.

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I bet he's claiming housing benefit as well.

Yes, several hounds always disperse and dig in around the chamber in a sort of cohortes praetorianae, deep defence formation. They take up their positions and then promptly lie down and snooze away for the duration.

It's not for everyone, but I like it. Reassuring.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap. :-(

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Yes, several hounds always disperse and dig in around the chamber in a sort of cohortes praetorianae, deep defence formation. They take up their positions and then promptly lie down and snooze away for the duration.

It's not for everyone, but I like it. Reassuring.

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You don't find it embarrassing?

Hey Sir C
You know when you said "cahncil" :hehe: you sounded just like Arthur Mullard
:music: Yus my dear Don't tell 'em no just tell 'em Yus my dear :music:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You don't find it embarrassing?

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I doubt Redgunamo has reason for embarrassment when his pants are round his ankles.

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Originally Posted by Burney

...or are you a psychopath?

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dump yes but shower no.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I doubt Redgunamo has reason for embarrassment when his pants are round his ankles.

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No cat sleeping there, you mean? I suppose so.

Still, what if he made an inadvertent farty noise? Or, God forbid, a bad smell?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:shrug: You'll have to experiment, won't you? You know, make an effort and learn about something. I've spoon fed you enough, it's time you struck out on your own and behaved like a grown up.

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I thought that seeking the advice of a seasoned pitmaster like yourself was a good starting point.

I shan't bother again.