I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, I once actually performed the foul deed within the confines of a TR7; this event may have taken place, if my memory does me no disservice, in the car park of Finchley Golf Club.

A regrettable, cramped and uncomfortable, of ultimately satisfying, experience.

The car in question was one of the few automatics built, by the way. A three-speed unit, this was not a gearbox of which the British motor industry should be proud.

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That is what probably started your shoulder problem.... were you shagging the Lesbian or berni?

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Originally Posted by Pokster

That is what probably started your shoulder problem.... were you shagging the Lesbian or berni?

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I have never knowingly shagged a lesbian, p. That would be morally wrong and quite possibly illegal (I am unsure of the exact wording of the legislation covering these issues.)

Had I been shagging berni in a TR7 in Finchley Gold Club car park, I wouldn't need to tell him about it, would I?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have never knowingly shagged a lesbian, p. That would be morally wrong and quite possibly illegal (I am unsure of the exact wording of the legislation covering these issues.)

Had I been shagging berni in a TR7 in Finchley Gold Club car park, I wouldn't need to tell him about it, would I?

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Also, I doubt the suspension would have taken it.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Also, I doubt the suspension would have taken it.

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I can see it going up and down :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have never knowingly shagged a lesbian, p. That would be morally wrong and quite possibly illegal (I am unsure of the exact wording of the legislation covering these issues.)

Had I been shagging berni in a TR7 in Finchley Gold Club car park, I wouldn't need to tell him about it, would I?

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He might be trying to block it from his mind :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Peter

No, she didn't. Because you don't believe in them, remember.

She made a political choice to avoid men, specifically you :p

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Quite so, quite so. I was really just using the term 'lesbian' as shorthand for her delusionary condition. She's almost certainly happily married to a bloke called Steve and has three kids these days.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I can see it going up and down :-(

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Think how I feel :-(

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I can see it going up and down :-(

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Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

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Originally Posted by Burney

Think how I feel :-(

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Hairy. Firm of thigh and buttock, I suspect.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

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I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were. :shrug: