She went into a box with him and emerged with smudged lipstick and dishevelled hair. Then, when his
girlfriend turns up, it turns out he's been 'raped' :hehe:
Pull the other one, sunshine. It's got bells on.
If you recall, they were well into the swing of things by the time he realised
she wasn't his wife. As a man there is a point of no return when it comes to these matters, as you well know.
Maybe. The erection is only part of the story, though, isn't it?
Oh, well. If that's his story, he's probably wise to stick to it.
Just wait for your first parent teacher meeting.
Nah but the poor fecker never lived it down.
Really? Is there a story you'd like to share with us involving a school
involving a school and an involuntary erection?
Do continue...
Lets just say I volunteered to go last year.
Paid scant attention to what she was telling me.
I am not going this year, teacher is older I believe.
I've always declined to attend these little get-togethers; kind of like snooping
on my boys behind their backs.
Their mother is all for them, of course.
I was also quite shocked to read recently that Melanie Sykes knocked the shit out of her
toyboy husband a while back. A story that I must admit, passed me by at the time.
I can only assume that she wasn't up to embracing teh matrimonial surname.
Having seen her in thr jungle, I had her down as a potential carpet muncher.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2514429/Melanie -Sykes-arrested-cautioned-assault-toyboy-husband-Jack-Cockin gs.html