I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns. :-(

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I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

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Originally Posted by Burney

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

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I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

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Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

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Not if you squeeze hard enough.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

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Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

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Dear God, that would be monstrous; the barbarous act of, I dfon't know, a protestant, perhaps!

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