I've just received a press release about a survey on attitudes to robots.

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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One of my colleagues is called Robert and we have no issues with him

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Is this a Not the 9 o'clock news sketch?

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Robots are all sharp and metally. Not for me, Clive.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-tuY0Z7nQ

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Robots are all sharp and metally. Not for me, Clive.

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I think sex robots are mostly silicone on the outside these days. And they have fannies you unscrew and clean out.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think sex robots are mostly silicone on the outside these days. And they have fannies you unscrew and clean out.

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That does sound rather erotic.

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That does sound rather erotic.

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The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.

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Originally Posted by Burney

The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?