Those pesky Russkies were supposed to be starting WWlll by wandering into Lithuania. China was supposed to be starting WWlll by nicking Japanese seas, or something. Then there was the whole Saudi Arabia and Iran thing, not to mention Turkey getting arsey with everyone.
Fúck. All. Happens.
If someone's going to do it I wish they'd get the fúck on with it, because it's all becoming dull. Dull, dull, dull.
I was in Vilnius this morning and no sign of any Russkies moving in.
I've got a Lithuanian commercial pilot's licence. I expect it's lapsed now :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
Excellent restaurant called Kolonnade if you do fly in.
Is it all herrings á la Scandinavia or dumplings á la eastern Europe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
Very nice ostrich tartare followed by some of the finest roasted sturgeon I've ever had. Hang on! That was in Riga!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What the fúck are they doing with ostriches in the fúcking Baltic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
I think I'd prefer the herring dumplings.
They farm pstriches in as island off Estonia.
Vilnius was sorrel soup, zeppelinu and vension stew. Lingonberry cheesecake.
How are the women?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
All sorts. The young police bitch at the passport booth today I would have fried if I'd had a death ray on me.
:-( Oh. I was rather hoping you would be sementing Anglo-Baltic relations, rather than vapourising the locals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
Remember, when they have returned to the bosom of Mother Russia, we'll need a trade deal.