They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:
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They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:
He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** TQuote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
He does quite an amusing little cameo on Jack Whitehall's Travels with my Father when he throws him in a hotel fountainQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.
You are Michael OwenQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Wait, not Jason Statham or Arnold Schwarzeneger either.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
You are missing out Sir C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
a lot of them are the same thing though.
as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.
I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
You are missing some tremendous stories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Seagal is a chef who deals with some mental terrorist types (non allan)
one time it's on a boat then next time it's on a train.
As for van damme. he goes to the orient and fights in weird tournaments.
or there is a bunch of crazy rich blokes who have nothing else to do so they pay homeless chaps to play a game where they have to reach a certain part of the town. They give them a head start and then they chase them down and hunt them for sport.
unfortunately one of these men is the father of van damme and he want's to sort this out.