will be entertaining watching them dribbling and blubbing .. won't it? :-(
will be entertaining watching them dribbling and blubbing .. won't it? :-(
2-1 Barca in the final :rubchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I hope you get whatever the plumbing equivalent of asbestosis is. Jobby elbow or whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Sorecockitis from poundin' your missusQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You know you’re on the same side as Monty now, right? You’re both apologists for the new regime that has caused all this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
How does that feel?
Don't Herbs. I have a bad feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
We got our shiny new stadium, but we didn't win the CL as a leaving present to Highbury.
Oh, how we mocked them for two decades under AW.
But we now have a Septic owner who won't put the money in we need as Dein et al did when we bought Bergy and Platt. They will have a bigger stadium than us. We've seen Abrahamovic's toy become the first London institution (no longer a club) to win the CL despite their club (not plaything) only winning the league once in their entire, poxy existence.
I fear that the AW years was just God giving us a final hurrah before the change to moneybags owners, to prepare us for the fact that when footie moved into the era of billionaire toys, we'd draw one of the straws with "owner who's just gonna leach the monetisation of these limeys love for their soccer team" written on it.
I'll obviously always love Ganpati for the AW years. But I just wish Parvati's elephant headed Son had fiddled the straw drawing in our favour.
Hold me, Herbs. I'za bad feelin' 'bout this.
Your pagan nonsense won’t help here. It wil only anger Yahweh (Tottenham’s God) and cause them to win the CL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
No gan, you have allowed your fear to colour reason. Liverpool cannot possibly prevail against Barca so, even if Spurs beat Ajax, they also cannot possibly beat Barca in Madrid. Courage my friend!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
I hope Burney and Sir C tag team your lubeless arsehőle Herb , you big jinxing cůntflapQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I hope you're right. But can we be sure that Berni, in the privacy of his own home, hasn't made a pact with that Jewish lucifer thingie for us to win the Ashes in exchange for a Sperz CL? I mean, he has got form in these matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
It's not my pagan fertility cult, B. I was saying I was worried that Shiva's Cosmic dance had decreed that them lot up the road would win. {He's fairly easy going on this shît, init? I mean, it is the age of Kali Yug - the age of quarrel and strife.}Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I was saying that his noble, elephant-headed Son had sussed this in advance and quickly gone behind Daddy's back to give us 20 years of Arsène to help us lessen the pain. Thing is, he's the remover of obstacles. We need Him to put some obstacles in their way. Well, I s'pose He's already done Harry Kane. Perhaps He has more tricks up His many sleeves*. We can only pray.
*tbf, I've only ever seen Him topless. He is a God, though, so I doubt he lets niceties like that get in the way.
Hmm ..it is quite possible. Despite his posturing about football on here those of us who've been on AWIMB a while know that all he really cares about is Cricket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
We must assassinate him gan - a booby trap in the Wánking Shed. Just at the point of him dropping his barren, dilute seed on the shed floor b'boom! One of the gas cylinders explodes ( I am a plumber - I know what to do ).
With Barca still in all should be well.....but the prospect of a Devil v Deep Blue Sea final in Madrid is now very real.....
Perhaps, while obviously making the preparations, we should give him the benefit of the doubt for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Wait to see if Sperz win the CL. If so, we should assume the worst, put a monkey on Eng to win the ashes and then spent the winnings on the wånking shed bomb.
Now that is a plan! You're a lot smarter than me. I'd have blown the miserable old **** to pieces tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Thanks, Herbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
If my boys could come up with the concept of the number zero while Berni's were sitting in a cave waiting for the Wops to come and teach them Roman Numerals, we should be able to calculate exactly how much we need to bet so we can blow him and his wånking shed to smithereens without it costing us a rupee.