Oi, Peter, there's still a question about Allans waiting for your reply down below

Oh, I see what you mean. Sorry :homer:

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Originally Posted by Pokster

pass me the bucket

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years :-|


*So to speak.

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I do like a good German woman.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

We have no evidence that it is s hitty flat, do we? It may be a luxury apartment. He does pull 6 figures, you know. He told us. :poncingoffhiswoman:

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Monty earns 6 figures?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.

I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.

Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?

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You see. Sensible lad. His religion bans alcohol so as a modern compromise he drinks Fosters. In small amounts.

Modern Islam :)

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.

I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.

Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?

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I will be honest with you.

I assume this was not around the 2am mark and your arrival in his gaff was not because he was having a house party and thus the Fosters was not the only thing left in the fridge.

He's a fúcking wrong 'un from the get go. Should have punched the fúcker.