Oh dear oh dear. This snail-scoffer Michel Barnier say he's "running out of patience"

with the UK. He wants to shut his big yapper up before he get's a fúckin big dry slap.

Explode a small nuclear device somewhere off the German coast. Show them what we can do.

Bit extreme Mo. I reckon a standard booze run over to Calais, a couple o' jars in the local bistro after the supermarket, then dish out a few right' anders to the local surrender monkies - that should do it.

All you will find there is illegal immigrant.