Some vaguely interesting stuff on our errant midfielder here from his old club

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

What do you Bench?

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Never having been in a gym since I left school, I don't even know what this mysterious verb means.

Yes, it boils my piss

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Originally Posted by Ash

Never having been in a gym since I left school, I don't even know what this mysterious verb means.

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That's nothing to brag about, Ash. Gyms are good; very, very good indeed.

They allow you to exercise the most important muscle in your body, your heart. And post workout, the endorphin surge brings new happiness to your being. And if you're lucky, there is usually some serious scenery about.

Well done, the gym. :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

That's nothing to brag about, Ash. Gyms are good; very, very good indeed.

They allow you to exercise the most important muscle in your body, your heart. And post workout, the endorphin surge brings new happiness to your being. And if you're lucky, there is usually some serious scenery about.

Well done, the gym. :cloud9:

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Who's bragging?

Anyway, my heart gets plenty of exercise, thanks.

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

That's nothing to brag about, Ash. Gyms are good; very, very good indeed.

They allow you to exercise the most important muscle in your body, your heart. And post workout, the endorphin surge brings new happiness to your being. And if you're lucky, there is usually some serious scenery about.

Well done, the gym. :cloud9:

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Jesus Q Christ, if you start sweating in a gym they'll have to evacuate the fúcking place.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus Q Christ, if you start sweating in a gym they'll have to evacuate the fúcking place.

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Knowing some of the cheeky *******s they would advertise his outpourings under the term "new pool added"

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus Q Christ, if you start sweating in a gym they'll have to evacuate the fúcking place.

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He probably has to pay about £100 a month to do that as well..... as you say, I feel sorry for the others who pay it and get splattered in his bodily fluids

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Originally Posted by Ash

Never having been in a gym since I left school, I don't even know what this mysterious verb means.

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I am pretending to enjoy going to the gym.

But to be honest I detest the place. It's also very boring.

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Originally Posted by Ash

Who's bragging?

Anyway, my heart gets plenty of exercise, thanks.

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I would imagine your weekend marathon walks out-do even the most ardent gym person in terms of cardiovascular emissions.

Wd walking. The singly best exercise a person can do.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus Q Christ, if you start sweating in a gym they'll have to evacuate the fúcking place.

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This idea that I spend my life sweating excessively is a myth that I fully object to.

You're going to bang on about it endlessly now, aren't you? :-(