I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, as I say, cancer, but anyway, there's no need to dwell on that as long as your problems are all sorted. :rolleyes:

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You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

On his olfactory organ

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Originally Posted by Peter

You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

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Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

So the estranged Ex has gained an income which need not be spent on grub but independence
That IS good news

Buy her a nice tent and that's the accommodation problem sorted

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To be fair, I didnt think she would make it this far. I dread to think what state the house is in but the fact that she actually bothered to go and get a job is quite impressive.

I get a variety of voicemails ranging between outright death threats to begging me to come back, with 'let's be friends' thrown in every now and then for balance. Lets be friends basically means can you comeback and do loads of things for me and give me some money.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Was there fisting, do we think?

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Fisting and double dildos, I suspect*



*keep thinking about

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

On his olfactory organ

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Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.

Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

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So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

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Originally Posted by Peter

So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

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Well, I did have a tuma up my bugle, but they tell me it wasn't malign.

What do they know anyway?

Sir C "Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.

Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday "

It's like the blind having their sight restored
I don't suppose reacquaintance with the smell of fresh faeces brought quite the same level of emotional outpouring

Did they find a lighter lodged up there since 1979 by any chance?