anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.
The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.
anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.
The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.
I play of 15 - what do you play off H?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Come on H, they are fine people. They amble around for 4 hours dressed like ****z then spend the next 4 hours going over every ****ing shot at the bar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Wonderful game, h. Unfortunately, no time to play it currentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Go **** yourself you utter depraved ****Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Hacker imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Does crazy golf count, Herbs? I quite like putting a ball or two through a hole in a miniature windmill at the seaside.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I play a bit of golf every now and again, H :vsign:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
You could try that on me I suppose, but you'd end up with a Callaway driver's head where your teeth used to be. ;-)
I played St George's Hill a few weeks ago. Hit it into Sir Cliff's lake. Twice. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?