called thing last night. I presume it was the noisome turd of gigantic dimensions everyone thought it would be?
called thing last night. I presume it was the noisome turd of gigantic dimensions everyone thought it would be?
No. Not never I won't, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm rewatching Breaking Bad.
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Spoiler alert, ffs!Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Fring's ain't what they used to be.
There's a lot more humour in it, 2nd time round...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Do you want to kick his awful wife in the **** as much the second time around? God, I hated her!Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
A rhetorical question I assume b, how could it have been anything else? Anything involving Lenny Henry will be ghastly. One of my pet peeves is comedians who are always photographed pulling their matey, blokey cheeky chappy funny face. You have my assurances that he is a deeply unpleasant c'unt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
They are, on reflection, as bad as each other, tbfQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I hate him for having written his best character ever out of the history of Tiswas. Winston the rastafarian who ate condensed milk sandwiches and said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! was my favourite thing about Tiswas as a kid and now, just because he thinks it might have been a bit racist, it never even gets a mention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Instead, they always repeat the bits where he was Trevor McDoughnut. Fúck Trevor McDoughnut.
Oh, I always liked Walter. I thought people should have just let him get on with it and stopped being dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
only ever managed two minutes of Tiswas at a time before the sight that girls enormous great big fabulous, pendulous big bouncy titties would force me to seek privacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I take it you mean Sally James? Sadly, I was too young for self-abuse in those days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
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Oh I was in my pomp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Speaking of in her pomp and your, em, habits, did you see that pic of Nigella as a 21year-oldQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I've always got the impression that herb's sexual obsession with Nigella is based more on the older, more buxom and generally 'fruitier' Nigella rather than the younger, slimmer and more winsome version.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbfQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I think as long as he can imagine a great big unkempt hairy clunge he wouldn't mind either version. #TerryWaitesgardenQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Berni is correct. Nigella achieved a quite intoxicating perfection at around age fortyQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda