54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.
How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?
Bodies are ****s.
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54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.
How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?
Bodies are ****s.
cos your arteries are all furred up, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
you'll be dead soon, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
My arteries have had two years without fags, i. Surely they've been flushed through with the good blood by now?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I mean salt, obviously.
The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Made precisely fúck all difference.
Doctors are ****s.
It'll be all that MSG in his flourescent orange gloop he eats down the ChineseQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the observer's paradox? I mean simply by worrying about it, you're raising it, so you're probably best off not knowing about it. FACT*. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
*Burney is not a medical professional. Anyone considering taking medical advice from Burney ought to first consult their doctor. Burney accepts no responsibility for injury, illness or death arising from his advice.
If offered a choice of GP's I'd opt for Burney over Rich any day of the week
Sir C, how far into the hypertension danger level is your BP reading ?
Must be an age thing, I had to go for my 5yrly check up..slightky high BP and higher collesteral...bunch of ****e...resting heart rate sub 50 :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Speaking of dinosaurs :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
How rude.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
...and lower spelling test results too