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So which of Lacazette and Umbanjostring are we selling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Neither of them. Not this season anyway. This new chap is a winger so he’ll replace Iwobi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nono: I am given to understand by Sir C that wingers no longer exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Also, when are we getting a centre-half?
Next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Meanwhile the plan is to continue leaking goals while scoring a few more at the other end, thus attracting neutrals to take up all the empty seats with the prospect of enjoying a goal fest. #winning
The spirit of Wenger lives on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Spunking £72m? *Arsene* Wenger? Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Yes. You see, none of these signings has done anything to assuage my fear that our beloved leader lacks a coherent plan for what type of team he wants to put out. He came with a reputation for pragmatism, but surely the first thing any pragmatist should do is reduce the number of goals we concede?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
buying forwards when we need defenders...Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
:nod: It's classic Arsene behaviour. Is this chap also a midget?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Seriously, though, are our manager and our team of purchasers all singing from the same hymnsheet?
Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.
Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: Calum Chambers, like a new signing........Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy
All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.
Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.
Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.
More options.
Unai is shroooood
Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failureQuote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Rungani on a two year loan with obligation to buy, apparently. So in the next 10 days or so we will sign:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Pepe
Tierney
Rungani
Khederia - Presumably this means that Elneney is off?
Nice.
It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
His best position, t?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
trusay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
we won't be able to take the cellophane off them until we've completed the payments...
In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.
:hehe: Bad man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
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Originally Posted by Monty92
:hehe::hehe:
Really.... he looks that ****?
I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP :hehe:
So we signed a pacey Davor Suker :shrug:
He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face
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Originally Posted by Burney
Always had a soft spot for Boa Morte. There was three quarters of a really good player there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Mind you, I was unsettled by the fact that his surname was 'Good Death' in Portuguese. :-(
https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-con...50&quality=100Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Some legendary signings that season and Alberto....
Is there really any question that manu petit was the sexiest footballer in PL history?
Someone tweeted a clip of his cameo in The Bill yesterday. My word.
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Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review
:nod: Just like Diego MaradonnaQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Having just spent 8 minutes watching a youtube clip of this chap i'm decided that he's the new Demba Ba. A underrated player was Ba, but £70m plus in today's market? Hmmmmmmm.
Mark my words, this boy is total gash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review
Nice to see the Worst Fans In The World (TM) all trashing their team's players before they've even made an appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I shall wait for redg to get back from planting laser missile guidance devices in Persia to tell us what he's like on FIFA before making up my mind. :nod:
he's actually been to Monaco and has tampered with the water supply :mustafi:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
The Ornacle is saying that we are trying to shift Mustafi.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
GLWTPIMO