The strange thing was that these three entities were one and the same. A bizarre Holy Trinity, if you will.
In other news, I'm now 24 hours into my low carb nonsense and I'm struggling. Lunch, as I understand it, is to be cucumber batons with hummus and hard boiled eggs.
Dinner is to be steak and salad. Steak and salad? So that's steak, right, with lettuce? Steak and lettuce isn't a dinner ffs!
God, Gandalf and Werewolves are all supernatural beings, so perhaps the dream means there are definitely fairies at the bottom of the garden, and you should see if they need anything to eat.
What did you have for breakfast? I normally have Greek yoghurt with banana and strawberrries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, eggs are your friend. They fill you up very well.
You can have beans as a side dish, I made some lovely cannelini bean fritters last night with french beans and sweetcorn. They were good.
Did it all end with you stroking Sir Ian’s withering old manhood ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Perhaps it means I'm dead.Quote:
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I don't really do breakfast. Greek yoghurt occasionally but not usually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Are you sure beans are OK? If beans are OK I'm sorted. I love flageolet beans, butter beans, those big white Spanish beans, all beans! Meat and beans, I'm happy to live on that.
No, he was berating a young boy called Martin for not having children with his partner, who was also a boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by 7sisters
I'm pretty sure it all means I died in the night.
Hmmm. You may need to start having breakfast. It stops you feeling as you are now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yeah, beans are fine. They're not approved of by the hardcore keto crowd, but those people are loonies. Basically, as long as you're avoiding rice, pasta, bread, sugar and spuds, you're OK.
I've experimented with the breakfast thing. It makes no difference. If I eat nothing, I'm starving by lunchtime. It I eat a big fry up, I'm starving by lunchtime. Breakfast is just wasted calories for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
In the past 24 hours I've eaten a whole pack of salami, a jar of pickled gherkins, some chicken shawarma meat, boiled broccolli, and tahini sauce. I feel good! But hungry.
Hmmm. Weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Fruit. Eat fruit. For snacking, I quite like those salted sunflower seeds still in their husks that Polish and Turkish shops sell. You can probably also get them in Tesco.
Pistachios. Can I have pistachios?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Apparently not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
https://www.dietdoctor.com/low-carb/nuts
Like I say, though, it's not hard and fast. The issue isn't carbohydrates qua carbohydrates, it's the glycaemic index. Slow-release carbs in things like oats, nuts and beans aren't what will put weight on you.
You can get pistachios, yes
Also unsalted peanuts or pumpkin seeds to snack on
Your feeling hungry even after a big breakfast situation is unfortunate - sounds like you have a massive stomach :-(
But. More importantly, can you have a S+EMcM?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, but I have to leave the M.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG