This is positively delicious news, even though they basically beat every f*cking team they played during his last lengthy absence.
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This is positively delicious news, even though they basically beat every f*cking team they played during his last lengthy absence.
How mean spirited of you M, for shame!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Same ankle too.
It’s Pires doing his knee in 2002 all over again! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
What got me was the fact the commentators said over and over again "After Delph's challenge", the ugly coont was the one that attempted to fould Delph.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
And another thing, you'd think for a £1bn stadium they would have a decent pitch that wasn't falling apart and lumps coming up whenever a player attempted to turn.
That's because of all the dead bodies buried underneath pok. Thousands of poor little Jewish kids forced to build the place as slave labour while Levy and his cohorts lounged around the director's box drinking Champagne and sodomizing defenceless orphans ...fact!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Poor Jewish kids? :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
No, h. They would have used the labour of Christian children for that job. And then they'd have used their blood to make Matzah.
Deserved it, blatantly went to leave something on DelphQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Surely he is the ugliest **** ever to have been born of a woman? That chin is outrageous.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
One thing that struck me while watching him grimacing is just how fúcking weird-looking he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Seriously, I don't think anyone in English football has looked that weird since Jimmy Hill.
Schoolkids all over the country rubbing their chins and accusing their mates of lying to the call of "Harry reckon" or "Harreeeee"Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'll bet kids don't even do that these days. :-( For some reason, this makes me feel sad and old.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Sir C "Surely he is the ugliest **** ever to have been born of a woman? That chin is outrageous."
I'm convinced the lower half of his face is a prosthetic held on with gauze
It would account for his funny voice
I think he may be a Habsburg. I would be fascinated to watch him eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
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I recently found out that my local hospital was founded to care for victims of facial wounds in the first world war. This information came to me when I stumbled across an exhibition of photographs of facial woulds :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
That is no way to spend a Sunday morning, I can tell you.
There might be some Jerry Lee Lewis in there imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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In Sidcup? Oh, yes. Harold Gillies basically invented modern reconstructive plastic surgery there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Having looked at the 'Before' pictures of his work, I've decided it's probably best not to get shot in the face.
Ash "There might be some Jerry Lee Lewis in there imo."
Goodness gracious!
That's him!