Talking of perversion, what the fúck is up with the A1?

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04-09-2019, 09:02 AM
Burney

Talking of perversion, what the fúck is up with the A1?

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.
04-09-2019, 09:04 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.

Ooh, there's a reason for that, I read an article about it in the paper a couple of months ago. It's... no, I can't remember :-(
04-09-2019, 09:06 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.

If you are going to Bradford you need something to take your mind off the impending gloom
04-09-2019, 09:06 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.

Wait, here it is https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/7...xiest-motorway
04-09-2019, 09:07 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ooh, there's a reason for that, I read an article about it in the paper a couple of months ago. It's... no, I can't remember :-(

Is the reason that western civilisation has basically collapsed and people no longer have any sense of decorum?

Confusingly, the shops are a chain called 'Pulse & Cocktails'.
04-09-2019, 09:13 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

Is the reason that western civilisation has basically collapsed and people no longer have any sense of decorum?

Confusingly, the shops are a chain called 'Pulse & Cocktails'.

There used to be 1 of them between our office and the car park... "Entrance round the back" always made me chuckle
04-09-2019, 09:15 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

If you are going to Bradford you need something to take your mind off the impending gloom

Tru dat. I sent Sir C a clip of the call to prayer from outside the house we were moving my Mother-In-Law out of.

Five times a day! Fúcking noise-polluting Allan ****s.
04-09-2019, 09:16 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

Tru dat. I sent Sir C a clip of the call to prayer from outside the house we were moving my Mother-In-Law out of.

Five times a day! Fúcking noise-polluting Allan ****s.

Silly thing is Braqdford has some fantastic buildings, but is also 90% a ****hole
04-09-2019, 09:17 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Burney

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.

It's the countryside, b

P.S. did you say hi to Jorge?
04-09-2019, 09:21 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Silly thing is Braqdford has some fantastic buildings, but is also 90% a ****hole

Oh, bits like the City Hall and Little Germany are fantastic examples of Victorian neo-classical architectural hubris, but there's clearly just no money.

At one point my wife (who is its biggest critic, having grown up there) said plaintively: 'It's not as bad as Middlesbrough', which I think is probably the definition of damning with faint praise. :hehe:
04-09-2019, 09:23 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Wait, here it is https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/7...xiest-motorway

So basically it's all lorry drivers and farmers wánking and shoving things up their arses? :-(

Ewwww.
04-09-2019, 09:29 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, bits like the City Hall and Little Germany are fantastic examples of Victorian neo-classical architectural hubris, but there's clearly just no money.

At one point my wife (who is its biggest critic, having grown up there) said plaintively: 'It's not as bad as Middlesbrough', which I think is probably the definition of damning with faint praise. :hehe:

I'm sure jorge suggested that it's basically the Paris of the north.

Perhaps he lied?
04-09-2019, 09:32 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm sure jorge suggested that it's basically the Paris of the north.

Perhaps he lied?

Yes. It's so lovely that he's very careful to live outside it. :hehe:
04-09-2019, 11:48 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Wait, here it is https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/7...xiest-motorway

I was about to quip that perhaps all the little Chefs have turned into sex shops. Turns out it's true! :yikes:
04-09-2019, 11:51 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, bits like the City Hall and Little Germany are fantastic examples of Victorian neo-classical architectural hubris, but there's clearly just no money.

The work of George Gilbert Scott, ISTR. And neo-gothic, Shirley?
04-09-2019, 12:14 PM
redgunamo

Yes, talking about all that sort of thing, what on earth were you smoking when

you wrote this?!

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You're only supposed to find women you can impregnate attractive.

How, then, would you then explain birth control and abortion, masturbation, prostitution, Hollywood and homosexuality; indeed, recreational sex itself and the entire sex industry?

Surely, if anything, the very opposite of your comment is much closer to the truth: 99% of the women we find attractive is precisely because we have no intention of impregnating them; indeed, that we even understand the feat itself to be practically impossible?

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Originally Posted by Burney

There seem to be sex shops every 10 miles on the way up to Bradford. Who stops at the services and thinks 'Hmmm...what I really need is a massive strap-on, a cock-ring and a shít ton of lube?'

There was also a sex club called 'The Vanilla Alternative' somewhere in Cambridgeshire. Basically, the A1 is crawling with perverts.
04-09-2019, 01:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

The work of George Gilbert Scott, ISTR. And neo-gothic, Shirley?

I don't think so, no. Gilbert Scott did the Leeds General Infirmary, but I don't think he did the City Hall in Bradford.

Thing is, Gilbert Scott gets buildings attributed to him the way Wilde and Churchill do quotes.