a ref does the right thing where Utd are concerned, their players waste no time crowding round and reminding the ref of the Riley principle - "come on Ref. You know that Utd domination is good all round for the game".
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a ref does the right thing where Utd are concerned, their players waste no time crowding round and reminding the ref of the Riley principle - "come on Ref. You know that Utd domination is good all round for the game".
Right on H :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
You fcking arséhole, h.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
No offence, like...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M
****warbler? I don't think I can use that 'round these hyeah parts without fisticuffs, whatever it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
It certainly ain't a compliment Chief. we tend to make new insults all the time by prepending it on to other words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Arrowhead
****hook was popular at my school as in you are even lower than a **** and merely something someone would hang a **** on.
Beavis and Butthead were quite good at that sort of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
"Fartknocker" ISTR was one of theirs.
Sh!tHousery - born on AWIMB - is pretty random
:hehe:
In that case I'll add this term to my England File so that when I come visit I'll be sure to use it liberally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Viva Prat Vegas "Sh!tHousery - born on AWIMB - is pretty random"
Correction - AFTV
If you say 'M**e R*ley three times in front of a mirror, Phil Neville appears and tries to break your leg. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
:nod: 'bantered us off with...shítHOUSEryQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
************ RILEY BANDWIDTH REDUCING KLAXON ************Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M
I have this youtube page in my favourites / bookmarks
Cockwomble seems to be a recent one that has come into the mixQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
duly noted and added to my file. Thanks, ABRQuote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
btw, If I was y'all i wouldn't use the "C word", as it's known around here, in the USA! USA!! USA!!! In fact it might be the most vicious vulgarity that you could use!
To be fair Chief, it still has a certain impact here. You wouldn't laughingly say to your mum, for example, "Alright you old ****?" (herb would.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Arrowhead
And not much different here either - outside of the football realm. It has a particular appeal to football supporters, often tongue in cheek, but it is a word rarely used outside of that sub-culture in my experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Arrowhead
Hockey players, as an example, would not be caught dead using it. Same applies to cricketers, I think.
Whereas if I were to offer you a cheery 'Happy Birthday, you old ****', it would be a token of my esteem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The English language is a harsh and capricious mistress.
Eh? I can assure you I've been called a **** more times while playing cricket than in virtually any other milieu.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Eh? How long have you lived in this country?Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Really? Interesting, I was guessing as I have obviously never played it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Certainly the gents I play hockey with would never use it, ever.
I live in Surrey. If you used that word at a house party, in the pub with your mates, at a golf club or hockey club or pretty much any social venue I can think of, people would be aghast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's only in things football related that I ever use that word. :shrug:
:-( You don't have any friends :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
More to the point, his social circle sounds hideously petty bourgeois :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Imagine never saying ‘cùnt’.
:rolleyes: Yeah, course. That's it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Perhaps my friends are of a slightly different class than you are used to. There is a life outside of used cars, you know.
Actually, I wouldn't entirely disagree. Surrey is beautiful, but it has its drawbacks and a surplus of petty bourgeois people is one of them. Are you actually telling me that if you attended a Whitgift function of some kind you would use c*nt freely? At Charterhouse it would probably result in my son being expelled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: ****.*Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
*Not in the affectionate manner used between friends.
He's like RCEG with his Merc. He thinks he's made it because he lives in Surrey. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well we obviously wouldn't say it in front of our teachers, but we'd certainly call them it behind their backs. Generally, among the boys and in social circles, it was pretty commonly used.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Granted, Whitgift - whatever its benefits - is still in Croydon and so probably has a somewhat rougher edge than Chartreuse, but even so I think you'd be surprised. Some of the sweariest men I've ever known have been public school boys.
I knew a chap who went to Sherborne and regularly started fights when drunk by sidling up to the girlfriend of (invariably) the biggest bloke in the bar and saying 'I'll bet you've got a lovely ****'*.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He was as posh as you like.
*Obviously reprehensible behaviour of which I wholeheartedly disapprove and which I certainly never found amusing in any way - oh, no! #MeToo #TimesUp
You really should give me credit for that one. You would have been proud of yourself had you done the same to me. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C