Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.
I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:
http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?...egally+binding
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Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.
I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:
http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?...egally+binding
You're supposed to be an adult.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Fúcking hell, there should be some sort of psychological screening to determine whether you are fit to father children. Christ knows what sort of monsters you're bringing up. :-(
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Originally Posted by Monty92
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Originally Posted by Pokster
I agree, its all very childish.
Of course, I actually know what is going to happen but I am not allowed to say....:)
I don't think I ever denied being an exceedingly small and petty man :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
So you were even right about that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.
Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.
One minute you're lavishing me with barbecue recommendations, the next you're wishing appalling violent crimes upon me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think you might have IAS (Irregular Anti-Semitism Syndrome)
I find that remarkably unpleasant. You've made me feel sorry for Monty about something that didnt even happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's worth bearing in mind, m, that you have gloated before and - in doing so - made yourself look a prize cùnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It's also worth pointing out that the scenario we currently face looks nothing like the scenario you outlined there.
Odd way to spell arousing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Lordy no, I don't wish to perform terrible acts of physical violence upon you because you're a jew; I wish to beat you to a jelleh because you're a horrible human being :shrug: I mean I love you dearly, of course, but you are and always have been a proper shít****. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What are you, some sort of puff?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Nice. Back in 5Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe: I very much enjoy this new genre of anti-monty sadism porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I can be remarkably sensitive when it comes to violence against the person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
An old fashioned right hander is one thing but a fearful kicking is not a pleasant sight.
Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed
I will suggest a rusty skewer
or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel
Hmmm. That seems a bit gay, though. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I'm happy with them just being stamped on until they resemble a Brussels paté.
Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Too soon?
Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Actually, we could sledgehammer his nuts.
Sir C "Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.
Too soon?"
C, I'm repulsed.
That's disgusting !
No problem with the chainsaw usage and subsequent laughter to accompany his prolonged haemorrhaging though.
:thumbup:
:nod: I don't really see what the point of fúcking his corpse would be. Much better to do it while he's still alive, surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Burney "Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me."
:nod:
A cigar cutter would maintain the correct aspect ratio
I’m not ****ing him while he’s alive. That would be weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Easy there, wifebeater. I am coming to your shores (thought it was Sydney but now it looks like it's Europe). Therefore, there's a new sheriff in Londontown and I will be determining which of you is all right, and which of you must be shot down like dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Oi!! - raping the bleeding sockets of freshly plucked eyeballs is my thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
As someone at work said, "it is only gay if you are the receiver"Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Monty92
JRM said he is prepared to vote for May's deal providing the DUP agree. This is a placing himself in a comfort zone and the pressure on the DUP.
Boris is an unprincipled, self-important, self-promoting **** stain so believing anything he says is foolish.