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appears to have gone into the channel en route to Wales.
If that had happened to us people would be blaming Wenger. For years to come there would be 'hysterical' snide remarks about aeroplanes and crashing into the sea, all aimed at undermining the dignity of our manager and our club.
cf '2 quid and a packet of salt and vinegar Discos'.
Oh my aching sides.
A Bluebird who failed to make it over the the White Cliffs of Dover?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Also, I think it was £1.37 and half a packet of Cheese & Onion Discos. But that's inflation for you, I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's nice, but one wonders whether we may refer to him as a Bluebird prior to his signing for the club. One assumes he hadn't passed a medical and signed a contract yet? Perhaps your jokette would be more accurate if you said, "A Bluebird (in spirit, if not yet in fact), who couldn't make it over the White Cliffs of Dover"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You may be right, it may lose a little something... Comedy is hard, b. Mind you, Arsenal fans are the funniest individuals around. I mean, "Hahahaha he can't do up his zip!" There's a fúcking belter for you.
Ity would be more accurate if the aeroplane was flying anywhere near Dover imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I wasn't really trying to produce a finely honed gag, tbf. It was very much off the cuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, this is the big aviation story of the day for me. Dirty, dirty bâstard. :-(
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/31-st...kside-8369823/
The zip thing was pretty ****ing funny, to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Senile French c*nt :-(
The tie issue was always far more problematic for me. :-( The one good thing I have to say about the GDC is that he can at least tie a tie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I’d like to think we wouldn’t stick our most expensive signing on a Piper Malibu to cross the channel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That man should be put down like a rabid dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Why? What's the problem with a Piper Malibu?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Ironically, of course, they bought him because he was good in the air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
But why were they agreeing to do this in the first place? I'm pretty sure if I asked a stewardess to wipe my arse I'd rightly get told to fùck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It doesn’t look the most luxurious way to travel, C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Much more comfortable than the average short haul airliner :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
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Eva Air. Sweet young Chinee birds, innit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You almost sound envious. :sherlock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I do have a penchant for a bit of sideways, as you know. Not so much for having my bottom wiped, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
This can all be traced back to when they clamped down on Fat Shaming imo
As for the Cardiff lad...got a weird feeling this might be one for Columbo. The negotiations with Nantes weren’t exactly cordial. Maybe someone on their side wasn’t happy about it.
I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.
True enough imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
btw, it looks as though Neil Warnock beat us all to the bad taste joke punch.
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...02537156091905
Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.
Let me ask you this - would you prefer to cross the Channel in a Piper Malibu or a Gulfstream G550 like our boy Aubameyang did?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The Monarch used always to have a Groom of the Stool whose job it was to wipe his arse. It was a much sought after position, since it meant you had - as well as other body parts - the King's ear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Surely it's all about the G6? That's what rappers are always going on about anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I wouldn't give a blind fiddler's fart either way. Why would I care? Dickhead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I think this was an under rated comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Wd.
Oh well, if it's 'only' a sense of dignity, let's just chuck it away and display our shít-ridden ringpieces in public, why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Of course we wouldn't need to wipe our arses if we shât on all fours as nature intended. We also wouldn't get piles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
This whole 'standing erect' thing is a mixed blessing imo.
Bergkamp's got a smug smile nodding his head now i'd imagine.
It's not been a great season for Far Eastern-owned clubs in blue and aircraft imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review
:hehe: Back of the net!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
This was my first thought, also only 1 pilot, **** goes down then I'm fairly sure your £18m striker can't do muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
I heard a rumour they are floating about on a raft?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Unless it's Ted Striker, of course....Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
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very good i, very goodQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
thank you, laQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
:clap: Over the English Channel?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG