People with whom I have today shared a lift.

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11-20-2018, 11:24 PM
Sir C

People with whom I have today shared a lift.

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.
11-21-2018, 09:11 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

What where they wearing?
11-21-2018, 09:25 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

You must have been speaking dutch to Clarence? I'll bet he was delighted. The Neymar

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

fellow looks a bit of a weasel to me. Have you checked your wallet?
11-21-2018, 09:28 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

Victoria Beckham (Peak Spice Girls era), smelt delightful and was much better looking in person. Clearly this wasn't today
11-21-2018, 09:34 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Victoria Beckham (Peak Spice Girls era), smelt delightful and was much better looking in person. Clearly this wasn't today

Eric Cantona and Mansour Bahrami (perhaps the most talented tennis player of all time(in the lift at the same time))
11-21-2018, 09:35 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Victoria Beckham (Peak Spice Girls era), smelt delightful and was much better looking in person. Clearly this wasn't today

Zoe Ball smelled great. She was also much more attractive in person than on telly. I was quite smitten.
11-21-2018, 09:35 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

Did Seedorf not at one point famously cuckold the original Ronaldo?
11-21-2018, 09:36 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Eric Cantona and Mansour Bahrami (perhaps the most talented tennis player of all time(in the lift at the same time))

Outstanding doubles player, Bahrami not Cantona (or at least that I'm aware of)
11-21-2018, 09:36 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Outstanding doubles player, Bahrami not Cantona (or at least that I'm aware of)

Was a great singles player.... pity Iran wouldn't let him play
11-21-2018, 09:55 AM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

1. Neil Morrissey. Not today. He was a bit of a prick.
11-21-2018, 09:57 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

1. Neymar. Smells nice.
2. Clarence Seedorf. Instantly made me burst into tears. The kindest face in football history?
Yes.

I love it when Awimbers try to do name-dropping :hehe:
11-21-2018, 09:58 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

1. Neil Morrissey. Not today. He was a bit of a prick.

How did he smell?
11-21-2018, 10:01 AM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

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Originally Posted by Burney

How did he smell?

Like he'd been behaving badly.
11-21-2018, 10:05 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

Like he'd been behaving badly.

My wife parked next to Simon Pegg in Stanstead Abbots the other week.
11-21-2018, 10:05 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Burney

Zoe Ball smelled great. She was also much more attractive in person than on telly. I was quite smitten.

Shane Warne - he'd come straight from nets. He did not smell great
11-21-2018, 10:09 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Shane Warne - he'd come straight from nets. He did not smell great

Was this when he was still a proper fat bloke? Before he turned into a Thunderbird puppet and started slinging it up Elizabeth Hurley?
11-21-2018, 10:10 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Was a great singles player.... pity Iran wouldn't let him play

Most entertaining player certainly - not sure he was as talented as McEnroe who would have been a contemporary more or less, but as you say a great pity we never got the chance to see him at his peak
11-21-2018, 10:17 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Burney

Was this when he was still a proper fat bloke? Before he turned into a Thunderbird puppet and started slinging it up Elizabeth Hurley?

2005 Ashes - so still fairly rotund
11-21-2018, 10:25 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Burney

How did he smell?

Richard Hammond and Nile Rodgers who sat either side of me on an aeroplane last week.
11-21-2018, 10:26 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Rich

Richard Hammond and Nile Rodgers who sat either side of me on an aeroplane last week.

We are doing lifts you stupid cock
11-21-2018, 10:28 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Pokster

We are doing lifts you stupid cock

Well the only famous I have knowingly shared a lift with in Trisha of chatshow fame.
11-21-2018, 10:30 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

My wife parked next to Simon Pegg in Stanstead Abbots the other week.

That may have been me to be fair.
11-21-2018, 10:30 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I love it when Awimbers try to do name-dropping :hehe:

:hehe: coming from the Ozil stalker.
11-21-2018, 10:31 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

:hehe: coming from the Ozil stalker.

I think he was being ironic
11-21-2018, 10:34 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I think he was being ironic

I can never tell
11-21-2018, 10:35 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I can never tell

Are you autistic?
11-21-2018, 10:37 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

Are you autistic?

No monty is a complicated fella.
11-21-2018, 10:41 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Rich

Are you autistic?

You're the quack, mate. Diagnose the fùcker yourself!
11-21-2018, 10:45 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

I am just pleased Sir C is now able to to properly smell people in lifts for the first time since 1979

Monty's metal made me smile
11-21-2018, 10:45 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Burney

You're the quack, mate. Diagnose the fùcker yourself!

Obsession with narrow fields of interest? Check (London Underground).
Social awkwardness/inability to read emotions? Check.
Difficulty in interpreting whether others are being serious or not? Check.
Collecting things of limited use? Check (guitars).

My diagnosis is that Fash is on the spectrum. NTTAWT. (Sorry Fash - only joking).
11-21-2018, 10:48 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Rich

Obsession with narrow fields of interest? Check (London Underground).
Social awkwardness/inability to read emotions? Check.
Difficulty in interpreting whether others are being serious or not? Check.

My diagnosis is that Fash is on the spectrum. NTTAWT. (Sorry Fash - only joking).

Isn't the nature of the spectrum that we're all on it somewhere, though? I mean as a child I used to paint toy soldiers and liked going to first-class cricket matches with a scorebook that I'd fill in throughout the day. Thankfully, I still grew up unspasticated, but clearly the seeds of that sort of weirdness are in most men, I think.
11-21-2018, 10:50 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Burney

Isn't the nature of the spectrum that we're all on it somewhere, though? I mean as a child I used to paint toy soldiers and liked going to first-class cricket matches with a scorebook that I'd fill in throughout the day. Thankfully, I still grew up unspasticated, but clearly the seeds of that sort of weirdness are in most men, I think.

I used to incessantly sweep dirt in the garden in the hope of discovering ancient artifacts. I never did :-(.

I also enjoyed doing the scoring in a crowd of 12 at Hants Vs Derbyshire.
11-21-2018, 10:51 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

Obsession with narrow fields of interest? Check (London Underground).
Social awkwardness/inability to read emotions? Check.
Difficulty in interpreting whether others are being serious or not? Check.
Collecting things of limited use? Check (guitars).

My diagnosis is that Fash is on the spectrum. NTTAWT. (Sorry Fash - only joking).

:yawn:
Fash is a character and Pat Vegas is also a character

I am actually a million miles away from these characters.
11-21-2018, 10:55 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Rich

I used to incessantly sweep dirt in the garden in the hope of discovering ancient artifacts. I never did :-(.

I also enjoyed doing the scoring in a crowd of 12 at Hants Vs Derbyshire.

I met a metal detectorist near my allotments the other day. He showed me his collection of musket balls, coins and even the pins of several grenades that suggested the area had been used for Home Guard training during the war. I was fascinated and briefly toyed with the idea of taking the hobby up myself. However, I realised it's a weird old man thing and I've already got that covered by having an allotment.

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